JT’s Retirement Still Hasn’t Sunk In For Aunty Barb
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Aunty Barb has seen plenty of things come and go, so she tends to take it as it comes.
However, the resilient Aries admitted...
Cronulla Say They Were Forced To Breach Salary Cap To Convince Players To Live In The Shire
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The current salary cap scandal currently gripping the Cronulla Sharks will see club officials asked to give evidence to the NRL’s integrity unit...
Man Overly-Invested In Suburban Footy Match Couldn’t Give A Fuck If Your Kids Are Listening
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A tragic local footy supporter has today taken it to a new level with sideline vitriol, in clear earshot of children as young...
Science Discovers Link Between ‘Ugly’ Wallabies Jerseys And Winning Test Matches
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports | Contact
Researchers from Australia's peak scientific body have held a press conference in Sydney this afternoon just hours before the...
Angus Crichton’s New Haircut Shuts Down Any Rumours Of A Code Switch To Rugby Union
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Despite having a very rugby union name, Rabbitohs young gun Angus Crichton has last night confirmed plans to remain in the NRL, after...
Quality Of Sideline Heckle Spikes As Club Legends On The Hill Begin Violating Home Ground RSA
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A local suburban footy club's 'wall of knowledge' are in weapon form today, after being parked on the hill for all four open...
Random Souths Guy Spotted At Domestic Korean Ping Pong Tournament In Gangnam District
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
Forget Austin Powers, the real international man of mystery is the ‘Random Souths Guy.’
That fabled guy has today appeared in the crowd at...
Gus Gould Fires Self In Ultimate Power Move
Louis Burke | Culture | Contact
Following the sacking of Penrith Panthers head coach Anthony Griffiths and the headhunting of Tigers coach Ivan Cleary, Gus...
Nation Somehow Stunned 35-Year-Old Man Is Retiring From Rugby League
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A popular 35-year-old Queenslander has decided this season of high-octane rugby league will be his last, leaving the eastern...
7 Photos Of Ricky Stuart That’ll Make You Say Fuck Coaching The Raiders Must Be Tough
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
Sitting just outside the final eight, stress is at an all time high in the Bush Capital, with coach Sticky Ricky Stuart just...
