Rugby Australia Assure Fans Everything Is Fine And They’re Just In A Rebuilding Phase
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Rugby's governing body has urged fans not to panic after Saturday's historic loss to Argentina, telling those concern that...
Mount Buller Overcome With Celebrations As Melbourne Demons Continue Their Finals Dash
The richest 1% Of Victoria finally have something to celebrate today, after their beloved Melbourne Football Club lives to see another match in this...
Peppa Pig Suspended On A Grade 1 Dangerous Tackle
LOUIS BURKE | Sports | CONTACT
Children’s TV icon and first grade prop Peppa Pig has been suspended from finals football after being found guilty of making...
MCG Forced To Provide Valet Parking And New Tesla Stations Following An Influx Of Demons Fans
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Melbourne Cricket Ground (MCG) is in a mad rush today ahead of the big game tonight.
While the iconic sporting arena is...
EXCLUSIVE: Bernard Foley Benched For Not Shaving His Sideburns
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Play-making Virgo Bernard Foley has reportedly been benched for tomorrow's clash against the Springboks after refusing to shave off...
Warriors Fans Feeling Disoriented Watching Rugby League Outside The Winter Months
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In some extraordinary news in our neighbouring country of New Zealand, it can be confirmed that there are still people actually watching...
NRL CEO Says As Long As No One Drove Home He Doesn’t Really Give A Shit
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
NRL CEO Todd Greenberg says all this drama around the Bulldogs players getting drunk in a pub doesn't really...
Australian Tennis Star Manages To Make A Name For Himself Without Being A Fuckwit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In sensational news coming out of New York, Australian tennis player John Millman has managed to grab headlines without making a fool of...
Disgraceful Journalists Take Photos Of A Bender
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
It can be confirmed today that some journalists have taken some photos of a group of blokes having a session.
The disgraceful journalists...
Uncle Tony Gets A Start Playing For Walgett In The 2018 Koori Knock Out
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has today announced that he'll be donning the red and black in this year's 2018 Koori Knock Out....
