Sydney Roosters Administrators Immediately Begin Shredding Documents
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Following the Sydney Rooster's 14-8 win over the Canberra Raiders, executive staff members ordered to watch the fort at the Roosters' HQ have...
Conor McGregor’s Team Bug Local Pub To Hear What Fan Reckons Will Help Him Beat Khabib
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An unlikely tactic of Conor McGregor’s team has emerged today after a small covert listening device was found under...
Nation Collectively Laughs At Eddie McGuire — Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Australia has exhaled in relief as Collingwood personality Eddie McGuire goes home once disappointed from the MCG today after...
Collingwood Runner Alex Woodward Wins Norm Smith Medal
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The internet has been broken after Collingwood runner Alex Woodward won the Norm Smith Medel for best on field at...
Man Watching First VFL Game This Year Shouts “Ball!” At Pub Television Intermittently
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The Camelia Grove Hotel in the French Quarter is heaving with young men shouting "Ball!" at the television playing...
Sydney Roosters Accountant Wins Dally M Bookkeeper Of The Year Award For 8th Season Running
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While some of the NRL’s award winners from last night are sporting sore heads this morning, that isn’t the case for the...
National Parks And Wildlife Officially Declare Billy Slater A Protected Species
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
National Parks have today granted rugby league great and Melbourne Storm fullback Billy Slater protection under the Biodiversity Conservation Act (2016).
The announcement comes...
Melbourne Storm Fan Praying Christian Slater Is Cleared To Play In NRL Grand Final
A local Brunswick man is praying to whichever deity he holds dear this week that his beloved Melbourne Storm are granted mercy.
This comes after...
Waratahs Supporter Completes Annual Late September Transition To Roosters Supporter
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The oldest rivalry in rugby league history will have punters glued to their seats and screens this Saturday night in the NRL's...
NRL Integrity Unit Bunch Of Snitches
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The organisation charged with the responsibility of monitoring the off-field behaviour of NRL players is actually just a big bunch of narcs, it...
