Cricket Australia Move Swiftly To Reassure Public That They Are Still Fuckwits
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
Not even a full four months since they dragged our humble captain, Steve Smith, across the coals, Cricket Australia has once again terminated...
Hipsters Distance Themselves From Hairstyle They Invented After It Appears In The NRL
LEROY PERCIVAL | Culture | Contact
What was recently the haircut of choice for trendsetters on the fringes of Sydney and Melbourne CBD’s, has been swiftly abandoned, after making...
New ‘DIY Swing King’ To Ship With Sandpaper, Lip Balm And Vial Of Wasim Akram’s Sweat
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
In an attempt to make the next generation of Australian cricketers have a competitive edge, backyard favourite 'Swing King'...
Latent Misogynist’s Eyes Set To Remain Glazed Over Until It’s His Turn To Speak Again
INGRID DOULTON | Relationships | Contact
A prominent Betoota Grove fuck boy from a well-heeled fuck family has spoken this afternoon of his plan to keep his eyes glazed...
Billy Slater Wins FIFA World Cup’s Golden Ball Despite Not Playing A Single Game
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
Retiring Origin great Billy Slater has been thrust back into the headlines again today, after controversially winning the Golden Ball...
Colleague Who Knew Nothing About Soccer A Month Ago Resumes Knowing Nothing About Soccer
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local ambiguously-Danish-Australian has told reporters that he plans to resume his old role in the office of knowing...
Parramatta Eels Somehow Manage To Score An ‘Own Try’
LOUIS BURKE | Lifestyle | Contact
In a season that has included winning 6 games and losing a bye match, the Parramatta Eels have again made NRL history by...
Queensland Gives Third Origin Match Everything They’ve Got For Some Reason
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
Queensland has risked eighty minutes of season-ending injuries and general exhaustion to win one of three matches in this year's Origin series, it...
Tommy Raudonikis Brought In As Australian Basketball Coach Following Philippines Incident
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Basketball Australia has made a sensational call today amidst the continued fallout from the brawl in last weekend's match with the Philippines.
Australia’s...
Argentinian Healthcare Service Politely Reject Maradona’s Application To Become An Organ Donor
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The Argentinian Healthcare Service has politely rejected an offer from the nations demigod, Diego Armando Maradona, this morning.
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