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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The United States' National Football Team has today re-affirmed its commitment to gender equality - by making a strong statement at the FIFA World Cup. Their women's team has this week followed in the footsteps of their male counterparts, by packing their bags and exiting the tournament in the Round of 16. The huge statement comes a year...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Matildas hysteria is at feverpitch, as Australia rallies behind our girls in the green and gold at the business end of the 2023 FIFA Womens World Cup. Australia faces Denmark in the found of 16 in Sydney tonight, with trains expected to be packed from all ends of the Harbour City - as millions of revitalised soccer fans...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights grandmother of 11 has today shown her colours, and issued a huge statement in solidarity with our Matildas. Walking out onto the front porch while her granddaughter filmed for the family group chat, Beverly Hills decide to toss her famous Danish Biscuit tin in the bin. An icon of the Hill's household, the old biscuit...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A husky and witty local gent has today indulged the internet in another one of his trademark zingers. Brad Walsh from Sydney's well heeled Eastern Suburbs of Sydney has taken to his Facebook account to leave a short but concise comment about the financial state of Women's Football. "Please, when the women actually generate some revenue, then...

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn some surprising news that absolutely no one could have ever predicted, it turns out people are actually interested in women centric entertainment if it’s marketed properly! This comes after the Barbie movie dominated the box office by making a eye watering $750 million in just two weeks, with the extensive $145 million year long marketing campaign being a...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The national football team is today setting its sights on the knockout stages of the World Cup. After a dream first week, the Matildas are now all set to take on either England, Denmark or China in the Round of 16 at Sydney's Olympic Stadium. The date with history comes after a seamless Group Stage of the home...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The English Cricket team have today moved to clarify a confusing facet of the game. Speaking to media after the conclusion of the fourth day's play in the final Ashes Test, Captain Ben Stokes explained that whining to the umpire after every single over is completely valid. "If you look up the Spirit Of Cricket rulebook, you'll see...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT "That's what the call it everywhere else!!" he screamed, his index finger hovering above the trigger of his handgun. "CALL IT FOOTBALL" "IT'S FOOTBALL" This is what witnesses recall seeing happening in a Brisbane pub earlier today, after a local soccer guy heard someone describe soccer as 'soccer'. Police say a gun was drawn as this very Australian term triggered a very...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A Brisbane based Matildas fan has today had the shock of his life. After enjoying a couple of XXXX Gold's at the Caxton Hotel, Bruce Bilson was confronted by a blast from the past after walking down the main drag. Enjoying the throng of the crowd for the second game of the Matildas World Cup Campaign, Bilson spotted...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The Simpsons have done it again, it can be confirmed today. The minds behind the Springfield show have once again predicted the future. Famous for predicting things like the Donald Trump Presidency, the spicy cough saga and Lady Gaga playing the Super Bowl, the Simpsons have somehow foreseen the result of this year's Ashes - some twenty years...