Mum In Weird Mood After Watching USA And Japanese Men’s Gymnastics In Complete Silence For 3 Hours
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Local mum, Mandy Beams has never once before mentioned that she was such an avid gymnastics fan.
A discovery her teenage children made this...
Local Dad Tells Everyone To Shut Up So He Can Hear What Thorpie Reckons
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Despite the awful time zone difference, it seems nothing could stop the Olympic Spirit from infecting one Betoota Heights family over the weekend.
Like...
Olympic Medal Tally Proves Australia Is The Greatest Sporting Nation In The World
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Just a couple of days into the 2024 Paris Olympics, Australia has been declared the greatest sporting nation on the face of planet...
AFL Books Katy Perry For Grand Final Performance Because Meatloaf Is Dead
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The Australian Football League has done it again, it can be confirmed this morning.
Following the release of the wildly successful and popular...
Wanker Uncle Has Been Too Busy Keeping Up With ‘Le Tour’ To Notice Hype Of Origin Or The Euros
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A local family has again been reminded that their 60 year old Bachelor French Quarter Uncle, Jeremy, is in fact a wanker.
The reminder...
NRL Scriptwriters Begin Production On 2025 Origin Blockbuster
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The final instalment of the 2024 State Of Origin Trilogy broke this year's TV audience records last night, as all historical trends and...
After A Moment Of Self-Reflection, Local Queenslander Says We’ve Got Them Right Where We Want Them For 2025
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Queensland have lost a State of Origin series decider in Brisbane for just the third time in history, after 65 minutes of impenetrable...
Fuck This Is Some Sexy Footy
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Not one try and two sin bins at 30 minutes. This is sexy football, it has been confirmed.
7 Hilarious Photos Of The Blues Choking In An Origin Decider
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It's the greatest time of the year - if you are a rugby league fan, from Queensland.
That's right, the State Of Origin...
Report: We All Know What’s Playing Through Those Headphones
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Queensland executioner Dane Gagai will tonight play his 23rd match for the Maroons.
The Maroons are chasing a third-straight State of Origin series victory...
