Jamaica Once Again Begin Exploring Winter Olympic Sports After Losing Both Mens And Womens 100m
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In news that will likely result in several terminations of employment within the West Indies most successful sporting ministries, it seems that Jamaica...
Funny Ancient Greek Sports Begin As 2024 Olympics Enters Second Week
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Australia is currently cherishing our time at the top end of the 2024 Olympic medal tally, as our most dominant week of water-based...
WADA To Investigate China Claims That Australian Swimmers Have Been Putting Banana And Honey On Their Weet-Bix
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The World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA) has announced an investigation into allegations that Australian swimmers have been "doping" their breakfast...
Ethan Yewing Unable To Go Full Straddie Without A Wave Full Of Rich Morons From Ascot
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Stradbroke Island's Ethan Yewing has bowed out the Olympic surfing quarter finals against fellow Aussie Jack Robinson, with priority, but no more waves...
Dad Suddenly Knows Every Single Aussie Olympian’s Strongest Events, PBs, Hometowns, Previous Sports
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The Olympic Spirit has well and truly made it's way into the living room of one Betoota Downs household this week, as local...
Buzz Says From What He’s Heard The To’o Deal Is Done And He’ll Be Playing For Wests Against The Cowboys Tonight
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The iconic rugby league journalist and the game's all-seeing eye, Buzz Rothfield, has today made a sensational claim about a mid-season transfer during...
Queenslanders, Tasmanians Carry Lesser States To Eternal Olympic Glory
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Queensland, Tasmania and to a much, much less extent Victoria and NSW are currently carrying the nation towards eternal...
Local Woman Up For Tillies This Morning Still Hopes To Catch Rugby 7s Later Tonight
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Betoota Heights woman Karen O'Donnell is hoping to catch the Rugby 7s tonight after getting up in the middle...
Woolloongabba Anti-Olympics Protestor Takes Back Everything She Said As The Golds Start Rolling In
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After months of making life hell for the Brisbane 2032 Olympics Planning committee, inner-Brisbane resident Jen Trifia (34) is starting to question if...
Bondi’s Beach Road Hotel Braces For Exhausting Thursday Night As Bryan Fletcher Concludes Dry July
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Australian NRL pundit Bryan Fletcher has never looked better, that's according to his colleagues at Fox League.
"You can actually see the white parts...
