Former Wallaby Who Played 2 Tests In 1985 Offers Answers For Next World Cup
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
The rapidly dwindling rugby union fanbase is demanding answers this week.
Luckily for those fans, Owen William-Walsh has them.
The two test veteran...
Rugby Australia Install Anti Pigeon Spikes On Office Windowsill
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In a somewhat predictable situation, Rugby Australia's Marketing Pigeon has taken the fall for the Wallabies early exit from the World Cup.
Earlier...
Rugby’s Marketing Pigeon Dons His Best Pair Chinos And Baxters Ahead Of Big Day Of NRC
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
Rugby Australia's crack marketing pigeon has today swooned into the office for one of the biggest days of the year.
"NRC semi-final today,"...
Nation Still Trying To Figure Out Who That NRL Opening Act Was
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact
Two weeks on from one of the most contentious NRL Grand Final’s in recent history, the nation is still left scratching its...
Wallabies Marketing Pigeon Rushes Into Work After Remembering The Team Might Get Named Today
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
In some breaking news out of Rugby Australia's Headquarters, the eagle has landed!
The eagle, being the gun marketing pigeon hired to promote the...
Dozens Injured In Bali After Receiving A Full Nelson
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
Scores of nighttime revellers on the island of Bali have been injured this week after one of the most horrific examples of a...
Japanese Rugby Side Transform Into Super Saiyan During Record-Breaking Victory Over Scotland
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Land Of The Rising Sun is ecstatic today, after witnessing 23 of their fastest and strongest servants unlock their dormant Saiyan powers.
This...
Leaked Copy Of ARU Marketing Pigeon CV Reveals Him As Mastermind Behind Lime-Infused Carlton Dry
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
As rumours swirl around the possible sacking of the Australian Rugby Union Marketing Pigeon, a leaked CV of the feathered marketer has caused...
AFL Coach Pulls Wayward Young Talent Into Line By Threatening To Trade Him To The Gold Coast
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
A seasoned AFL coach has today shown off his managerial nouse today by putting the fear of god into a promising young talent....
Cronk Says GF Was 80 Minutes Of Divine Spiritual And Physical Synergy In One Perfect Whole
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
Retiring Sydney Roosters player Cooper Cronk has opened up to The Advocate today about the experience of playing his last NRL game.
Taking a moment from...
