Burwood Hotel Still Che-Hooing Two Days After Historic Mate Ma’a Tonga Victory Over Australia
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The dulcet tones of Tongan hymns and general che-hooing are still serenading the streets Western Sydney and South Brisbane two days after the...
South Africa Wins 2019 FIFA World Cup
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In a huge win for the nation of South Africa, the Springboks have somehow managed to take home the FIFA World Cup.
Taking...
Raelene Castle Proposes A Return To The Hot Tub-Era Wallabies
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The fallout from Australia's exit from the Rugby World Cup has continued, with Rugby Australia CEO Raelene Castle today announcing drastic new measures...
Cooper Cronk Scares Roosters Teammates By Dressing Up As Integrity Unit Official For Halloween
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While the nation gears up for Halloween tonight, the winner of the best costume has already announced it can be confirmed.
Cooper Cronk...
Bloke Who Hasn’t Had A Girlfriend In A While Actually Up To Date With The Sheffield Shield
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A rapidly ageing finance worker in the Old City District named Brad Wilkin is in desperate need of a partner it can be...
Roosters Somehow Manage To Counter Toronto’s $9M Offer For SBW And Remain Within Salary Cap
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In some breaking rugby league news, The Betoota Advocate can exclusively reveal the Sydney Roosters have made a big play to land cross-code superstar Sonny...
South Africa’s World Cup Success Made So Much Worse By Number 9’s Beautiful Hair
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South Africa's success in the Rugby World Cup is even tougher to stomach than it should be, it can be confirmed.
With the...
Couple Of The Hawks Boys Treat LaMelo Ball To Some Of The Local Culture With Lunch At Chickos
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LaMelo Ball has taken the time today to take in a little bit of local culture it can be confirmed.
The young...
Online Bookies Now Offering Bonus Bets Back If Your Horse Ends Up In An Abattoir Within A Week
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Online bookmakers have taken the opportunity today to put a positive spin on the recent allegations of animal cruelty and mistreatment in the...
Ex-Wallaby Employed By Rugby Australia Pretty Happy To Just Blame Cheika For Everything
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A 23 test veteran for the Wallabies who is gainfully employed by Rugby Australia has today revealed the root cause of the games...
