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NRL Match Officials Comfortably Fit Under The Salary Sombrero

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In breaking news out of the harbourside city of Sydney, it seems as though the Roosters may finally have come undone. Less than...

Report: Wighton Has A Gun Step On Him

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In some breaking news out of Sydney, it can be confirmed that Jack Wighton loves a linebreak of the back of a gun...

NRL Promise To Get Ariana Grande Or Ed Sheeran For 2029 Grand Final

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The National Rugby League has today promised to get a big name from this year for 2029 or 2030. This comes after mid-2000's...

SANZAR Admit That Axing Japan From Super Rugby Might Not Have Been Their Smartest Idea

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Multinational sporting body SANZAR have today shocked the Rugby World by admitting that they might have been wrong about something. The admission of guilt...

Wallabies Relishing Underdog Status Ahead Of Crunch Match Against Uruguay

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Wallabies captain Michael Hooper has told the media that his side is relishing the underdog tag they have been given ahead of their...

“I Reckon Roosters Are Favourites” Says Professional Gambler

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local handicapper, Ernie Coughlan (45), has today graciously filled in his close-knit circle of halfwit punters with the good oil. According to Ernie, this...

Erin Molan Confirms Plans To Develop CTE In Effort To Broaden Appeal With NRL Fan Base

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Rugby League presenter and journalist Erin Molan has confirmed today that she's got some exciting new plans in the works. Following the rumoured...

Buzz Rothfield Forced To Get A Job In The Mines After Lack Of 2019 NRL Mad Monday Scandals

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NRL ambulance-chaser Buzz Rothfield has today boarded his first flight to Moranbah, after having to up-skill for a FIFO job in the resources...

Queenslander Claims He’s Been Supporting The Milk Since Schifcofske And Mogg Went Down There

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT While being a little a too young to claim he was watching rugby league during the Mal Meninga era, other avenue have been...

Kurtley Beale Impressed By Lack Of Riff Raff At Tokyo Train Stations Compared To Mt Druitt

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Teammates and coaching staff have reportedly urged Wallabies fullback Kurtley Beale to refrain from pointing out differences between his hometown of Mount Druitt...

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