Next Ash Barty To Continue Getting Changed For Tennis In Mum’s Car Until Mum Votes For Scotty
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In a not so feel-good sporting story out of a safe Labor seat today, young Millie Watts is up against it, it can...
Local Roosters Fan Begins Long Slog Pretending He Won’t Miss Latrell
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Betoota Heights resident Trev (50) has today assured The Betoota Advocate that he actually doesn't care that the Sydney Roosters have lost young game-breaker Latrell...
Selectors Increasingly Worried That Their Wives Keep Asking About The Greek Boy From Perth
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In a shock for the nation's cricket fans, Marcus Stoinis has been snubbed from Australia's limited over's teams once again.
The Big Bash...
Mitch Pearce Finally Gets Around To Googling Mugabe
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
It was the tragic news that rocked the world, with sports fans and everyday people alike sharing their deepest condolences either through a...
Pressure Mounting On Only Remaining Aus Open Ball Kid Who Hasn’t Taken A Screamer Yet
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Down in the cosmopolitan city of Melbourne young ball kid, Harry Hunt is feeling the heat.
Not because of the weather conditions, but...
Nation Confused By Having An Australian Still In The Tournament This Late On
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The nation of Australia is still coming to terms with the fact that it has a Mens or Womens Singles player still in...
Catalan Dragons Controversially Sign Margaret Court On Lucrative 2 Year Deal
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
French rugby league club Catalan Dragons have sensationally pulled off a second huge signing today.
After signing controversial former Wallaby Israel Folau overnight,...
NRL Off-Season Somehow Still Able To Make Headlines Alongside Coronavirus, Kobe, Impeachment
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In what comes as a real feather in the NRL Off-Season's Cap, the greatest game of all has successfully managed to score a...
All Aboard: Kyng Kyrgios Train Departing Now
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some breaking news out of the city of Melbourne, the Kyng Kyrgios Express is departing now.
For those wishing to get aboard...
Some Tennis Guy Revealed To Be A Dickhead
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
Australia is shocked this week after footage captured during some sort of tennis match revealed a male tennis player to actually be a...
