Eels Looking Good For 2020 Premiership If Remainder Of NRL Season Gets Cancelled In Next 6 Hours
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Parramatta's 2020 line up look to end the club's 34-year premiership drought, and they hit the ground running with an 8-2 win over...
Scotty From Marketing To NRL: “Don’t You Fucken Think About Cancelling My Photo Opportunity”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Scotty From Marketing has had to put on his Prime Minister hat this evening and lay down the law.
As the number 59 ticketholder...
Bankstown Hairdresser Reckons The Jersey Looks Better Without All Those Ugly Sponsors On It Anyway
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Local Bulldogs die-hard, Moey Katter (55) has today made an effort to look at the bright-side of his club's late off-season bedshit.
Following the...
Local Man Opts For The Parramatta Eels Sanitiser To Ensure He Doesn’t Catch Anything
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
As many around the country and the globe begin to panic, one local sports fan has been praised today for keeping a cool...
Scotty From Marketing’s Staffer Spends Another Day Sorting Frequent Flier Newsletters To Junk
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Working for the Prime Minister is never an easy job but staffers for Scotty from Marketing have found their job has recently become...
NRL Promo Video Under Fire For Not Being The Usual Compilation Of Blokes Developing CTE
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
As the new NRL season rapidly approaches, many have awoken today to eagerly watch the new NRL promotional video.
From those who love...
Gold Coast Titans Rap Video Not Nearly As Offensive As Their Last Eight Seasons
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some news from the glitter strip today, it can be confirmed that the Gold Coast Titans promotional video is nowhere near the...
George Colambaris Gets A New Gig Cooking Parmies In The Catalans Dragons Clubhouse
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The French-based Super League club The Catalans Dragons have this week announced the signing of yet another controversial Australian who would not be...
$100M Worth Of Electoral Sports Bribes Apparently Easier To Sign Off On Than Fire Relief Package
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
As the sports rort saga continues to deepen, it has been confirmed today that it's apparently easier to give out $100 million worth...
Perth Residents Urged To Avoid Going Out At Night As Hordes Of NRL Players Arrive For The Nines
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
With Cyclone Uesi making its way towards the coast of Queensland, terrible flooding hitting the South East Corner and QLD and NSW preparing...
