“THIS. IS. SPOON. BOWL!!!” Roars An Ecstatic Gus Gould
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Nobody knows if the goal of tonight's 'Spoon Bowl' is to win or lose, but either way, both fanbases are cheering hysterically.
For the...
Balmain Confident They Can Sustain An NRL Team With A Gentrified Yuppie Suburb And No Leagues Club
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Just a week before Wests Tigers battle it out for the wooden spoon against the Eels, and there's once again rumblings of a...
Nikita Tszyu Unwinds From His Glorious 9th Round TKO By Spending 7 Hours In Haymarket TimeZone
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One of the most interesting units in Australian combat sports, Nikita Tszyu has claimed his 10th consecutive win overnight.
The generational boxer forced a...
Vossy Goes Fully Brissy
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Carlton Blues coach and Queensland AFL legend, Michael Voss has left the people of Victoria in a state of awe this week -...
World’s Most Annoying Accent Has Good Weekend In Perth
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The people of our nation's prosperous West were left clutching their ears this weekend as the world’s most annoying...
Melbourne Just Don’t Get AFL
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The fight for a spot in the AFL’s top eight is being exclusively fought between Melbourne based teams, as the the top 6 spots...
Australian Olympic Team Now Closer Than They’ve Ever Been To The ‘Full Carton’ Of Golds
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Australia is celebrating today, after surpassing the country’s greatest ever Olympics medal haul in a glorious hot streak overnight.
With 18 gold medals, we...
Dusty Tells Serena To Book The Maldives Villa After Announcing Retirement
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Richmond Tigers superstar Dustin Martin has today announced that he will be hanging up the boots.
The huge revelation from one of the...
Man Whose Brain Is Fucked From Algorithms Was Fully Prepared To Believe That The Strict Muslim Nation Of Algeria Had Gone Woke
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A post-war Australian man who knows everything about the state of the world but seemingly nothing about modern history has this week had...
Report: The Drums Are Growing Louder In Belmore
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In case you haven't yet identified that faint thudding noise you're hearing, it seems that the Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs have cemented themselves into the...
