Husband Suddenly Really Worried About The Whereabouts Of His Wallet Ahead Of Blink 182 Concert
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA local bloke has been spotted stepping up his financial security this week as he prepares to attend his first Blink...
Local Bloke Organises Complex Valentine’s Day Date Purely So He Can Get A Night Off From MAFS
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA bloke who’s never had single romantic bone in his body has found himself going all out with his Valentines Day plans, after...
Small Dog Makes It Roughly Five Minutes Into Walk Before Needing To Be Carried
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A very spoiled dog has yet again failed to complete a walk around the block, despite acting very excited by the prospect of...
“I Wouldn’t Tell A Soul If I Won The Lottery” Says Woman Who’s Never Kept A Secret In Her Life
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local fibber has been caught telling a flat out fib today.
The fibbing occurred a short time ago on the Gibber Plains of...
Local Man At The Age Where He Assumes Every Bloke That Is Bigger Than Him ‘Must Play Footy’
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACTTHIS IS 30: In a groundbreaking revelation, it has been confirmed that a local man has officially entered the age of assuming...
French Lad On Australian Working Visa Reckons He’ll Have No Problem Finding Work In The More French Suburbs
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTLouis Labadie, a 22-year-old French backpacker currently on a working holiday visa in Australia, is reportedly feeling confident about his job prospects, believing...
Local Man Finds Perfect Hill To Die On
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Heights man has revealed that he’s finally found the hill he’s willing to die on, which he stumbled across after making...
Gentrifying Neighbourhood Easily Identified With Increase Of Poodle Mixes
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn some amusing but unsurprising news, it’s revealed that the emergence of poodle mixes has taken over micro breweries as the sure sign...
Ugly New Apartment Tower Makes It Up To Locals With Medium Tier Fast Food Chains On Street Level
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTIn a groundbreaking never before seen move to compensate for its aesthetically challenged appearance, the newly erected Lotus Towers in the inner South...
Soon To Be Automated Copywriter Commits To Existential Crisis And Adds ‘Proficient In ChatGPT’ On Resume
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACTUser849: Write me a article about how my job as a copywriter is going to be replaced by AI:ChatGPT: Certainly! Here's a...
