Nationals Say Wokeness Is Out Of Control As Bundaberg Rum Is Removed From The Partyroom Breakfast Bar
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The Nationals have had their 20L drum of Bundaberg Rum removed from the partyroom's breakfast bar this morning, leaving...
Girls On Their Way To Music Festival Forced To Take Walk Of Shame Past Gawking Onlookers
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA couple of Betoota Heights besties now know exactly how the brothel workers of the 19th century felt walking past the upper class,...
CBD Worker Stunned By Aussie Taxi Driver Not Listening To Right-Wing Talkback With Poor Reception
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTIn a surprising turn of events, CBD worker Christopher Jules (29) was left stunned after discovering that his Aussie taxi driver, Grant O'neil...
Gen-Z Girl’s Smartphone Pinky Becoming Quite An Issue, Says Aunty With Durry Fingers
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In a case of things going generationally full circle, tensions are brewing between Gen Z and their elders over the increasingly prevalent phenomenon...
People Pleaser Perseveres With The 12 Different Event Group Chats She’s Too Polite To Leave
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTIn an amazing display of social stamina, local girl Bella Smeaton (29) has astounded friends and family by continuing to endure membership in...
Early-20s It Girl Mixes It Up With White Tank Top, Slicked Hair, Baggy Jeans And Sneakers
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactPR specialist Abigail Brown has earned herself some words of praise from colleagues today, after rocking up to the office wearing a stunning...
Marketplace Buyer Wants To Know If You’ll Do Cheaper And Also Deliver Interstate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA local Dad is kicking stones this evening as he begins to learn how much of a fuck around it is...
Bloke From Belfast Claims Local Service Station Does Great Northern Irish Food
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A local man who prefers his Harp and a smile from Sally O'Brien over a Guinness in a snug...
“These Swifties Carry On” Says Chermside Man Who Feeds Staffys With Broncos Pet Bowl
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTAs the sparkly strain of T-Swift fever sweeps the nation, a Germside man has reached out to The Advocate today to...
Cost-Of-Living Crisis Sees Local Lawyer Bring Back The Famous Spag Bol From His Uni Days
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTWhen Kyle Chan decided he’d become a lawyer, he figured he would be setting himself up for the finer things in...
