Blink 182 Fan Books In Acupuncture After Two Hours Of Standing Up And Nodding Intensely
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA Central Coast man is researching the benefits of Chinese medicine this week as he looks to cure a bout of...
Please, It’s On Me’, Flirts Blink 182 Dad To Taylor Swift Mum As He Open His Velcro Chain Wallet
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactThe bloke in question, Dominic Hynes, 36, is said to have been attending the show with his son when he’d spotted an attractive...
Child Of Immigrants Still Haunted By Skype Ringtone
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTLocal Ukrainian-Australian girl Anna Kovalenko (26) has recently had shivers sent down her spine after hearing the Skype ringtone for the first time...
Local Bloke Not Sure If Irish Mates Favourite Sport Is Even A Real Thing Or A Picnic Game
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTIn a display of cultural confusion, local man David Wu (29) finds himself scratching his head in bewilderment as he grapples with the...
“Live Concerts Are Back” Says Swiftie Who Must’ve Missed Kerser’s Final Tour
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTLocal Swifties around the country are claiming that pop star Taylor Swift’s tour is one of the biggest events in Australian history, seemingly...
Brie Cheese Easily Outlasts First Round Of Bickies Without A Dent
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Brie cheese has once again proven that it is a true stayer, as a group of local Betoota women learn during their...
Ice Bath Enthusiast Accused Of Referring To His Mum By Her First Name And Other Psychopathic Behaviours
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTIn a chilling discovery, local ice bath enthusiast and self-proclaimed stoic Finbar Collins (32) has accidentally outed himself as a psychopath , after...
Former Long Term Bachelor Still Stands By His Theory That Doritos With Melted Cheese Is A Respectable Meal
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTIn a bold culinary declaration that has raised some eyebrows, former long-term bachelor Eli Beshire (32) continues to champion his controversial belief that...
Bluey Animator Fired For Discreetly Suggesting Bandit And Chilli Have A Cuck Chair
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAn animator for Bluey has been fired this week, as eagle eyed parents watching the hit children’s TV show noticed an addition to...
Local Bloke Refuses To Have Anything Fun In His Book Collection
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman visiting a date’s house has confirmed he’s quite the intellectual, after a quick peruse through his book shelf had her wondering...
