Bloke Who Did A Few Cashies In 2007 Waits For The Police To Come Get Him Amid ATO Debt Revival
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A local Hire-A-Hubby franchisee put the jug on this afternoon and walked to the window as the soft desert...
Local Girl’s Sexually Charged DMs Descend Into Crush Sending Nothing But Mildly Funny IG Reels
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA relationship that started off very promising has unfortunately devolved into memes and Instagram reels, leaving one Betoota Heights woman feeling a bit...
Foreign Student’s ‘Diploma Of Hospitality Logistics Management’ Is Just Him Delivering Fast Food To Inner-City Chodes
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An Argentinian national has learned the hard way that studying on this desert continent of ours is not all...
Layabout Millennial Has Future Turned Upside Down After Scammers Steal His Inheritance
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A Betoota Grove man child is staring down the prospect of having to do something with his life today...
“Yep No Water” Says Muslim Bloke Explaining Ramadan For 4th Time To Inquisitive Atheists At Work
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA software engineer and practicing Muslim, Amir Nayef (26) has been reminded that it's that time of year after having to confirm that...
Mum And Daughter Take A Break From Discussing Crimes To Talk About Missing Kate Middleton
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs conspiracies around the missing royal Kate Middleton continue to grow wilder, a local mother and daughter duo have found themselves dedicating at...
Wifi Password On Router Conveniently Placed Alongside 4 Other 10 Digit Numbers That No One Ever Uses
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTLocal man Mike Mercer (26) has revealed to one of his guests that the WIFI password can be found under the router, in...
Winter Cancelled
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The nation's peak meteorological body has declared that winter has been cancelled this year as the planet continues to...
Control Freak Office Worker Watches On Incognito As Her Colleagues Go Through Her Google Doc
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACTI CAN SEE YOU: In an display of corporate paranoia, a watchful micro-manager takes it upon herself to shadow her colleagues' odyssey...
Former Class Clown Successfully Resists Breaking Out Into Song On His Hinge Prompt
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACTA FACT ABOUT ME THAT SURPRISES PEOPLE: A local bachelor retained his dignity after creating a Hinge profile and resisting the urge...
