Cologne Enthusiast Dies Internally After Being Asked If He’s Wearing Lynx Black Vanilla Fragrance
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local man known for his refined tastes in life has been asked this morning if he was wearing...
Local Doctor Attempts To Ease Nervous Patient By Making ‘Quack Quack’ Sounds With Speculum
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Heights doctor has raised some eyebrows with her unconventional methods this week, after a bemused patient reports she’d ‘tried to calm...
PM Says Key Difference Between ATO Debt Revival Robot And RobotDebt Robot Is The ATO’s Is A Member Of Canberra’s Queer Community
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Prime Minister has lashed suggestion that the Australian Tax Office's (ATO) new witch hunting algorithm is just another...
New Streaming Service Just Every Show And Movie You’ve Previously Given Up On
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTAs predicted, one of the least anticipated trends of 2024 is the abundance of streaming services that has forced viewers to closely manage...
Rental Agent Replaced By AI For More Empathetic, Human Experience
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTThe leaps and bounds of the artificial intelligence sector have seen bold new innovations that have allowed users to listen to a predictable...
Oppenheimer Still Not As Memorable As Aro Killing Carlisle In Breaking Dawn Part Two
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactDespite taking home a staggering seven Oscar wins, it can be confirmed that Christopher Nolan’s Oppenheimer has nothing on the 2012 fantasy epic,...
Small Town’s Two Uber Drivers Catch Up To Complete The Gossip Jigsaw
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Two older men meeting at a Channel Country deli cafe may appear to be an innocuous affair but those in the know are...
Boring Posh Kid Has Boring Posh Toys
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA local child is getting life off to a boring yet incredibly privileged start as evidenced by their collection of toys that is...
“Only Joking” At End Of Insult Confirms It Was Really The Truth
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTFatal shots have been fired amongst a Betoota group of friends after what was presumed to be a light-hearted roast was confirmed as...
Bride Picks August Wedding In Hope That Guest Tax Returns Result In Better Presents
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | ContactA local bride-to-be has spoken to The Advocate today about why she’s chosen to get married on a random Wednesday in mid-August.Anna...
