Overly Competitive Mate Chooses A Rap Song At Karaoke
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTLocal competitive bloke, Caleb Yorke (25), has shocked his loved ones at a karaoke bar last night by selecting a rap song during...
AI To Replace Boyfriend’s Opinion On Outfit Options
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA local boyfriend is facing redundancy this week after his girlfriend uncovers the incredible efficiencies afforded to her via the powers...
Inner City Man Excited For Annual Diversity Injection As Night Markets Begin In Distant Suburb That Only Exists During Ramadan
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTIn a display of unwavering enthusiasm and a commitment to celebrating a multicultural Australia, Tristan Johnson (28) is eagerly anticipating his annual pilgrimage...
Radical Politics: Wealthiest Generation In Nation’s History Could Actually Pay For Own Aged Care
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTThe ageing population of Australia are up in arms as they face a potential nightmare situation where they might actually pay for their...
Local Girl Saves $200 By Ignoring Baby Shower Invitation
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTAs the cost of living continues to skewer everyday Aussies, one savvy saver has spoken to The Advocate with her best...
Bloke Makes Himself Some Kiwi-Style Barbecue For Tea
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local city worker has told The Advocate this afternoon that he's been craving a bit of Kiwi-style barbecue...
Skater Youths Much Prefer Boomers Persecuting Them Rather Than Gen-Xers Trying To Befriend Them
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA group of no good skater youths have expressed a strong preference for being persecuted by old boomers rather than being subjected to...
Fred Again’s Departure Forces Yuppie To Return To Previous Personality Of Chilli Margs And Burrata
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA recent convert to the world edm has found herself feeling a little bit lost this week, after popular English DJ Fred Again...
Couple Doing Budget Wedding Aren’t Expecting Guests To Be As Thrifty
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTAlthough weddings are the tax you pay to avoid loneliness, some couples believe tying the knot shouldn’t involve bankruptcy.
Case and point, Betoota couple...
Local Woman In A New City Accidentally Finds Herself At One Of Those Hot People Gyms
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactStepping into ‘GStar Fitness’ in her finest Kmart gear, former Betoota Heights woman Angela Murphy feels her stomach immediately drop as she surveys...
