Local Father Doesn’t Like The Leftie Stove In Holiday Rental Unit
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A French Quarter sexagenarian has had the gloss taken off his Easter holiday break by the fact the Lake...
‘Have We Got A Franga?” Asks New Rural Boyfriend, Immediately Killing The Mood
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTAshlynn Venroy (28) has always liked to take on a man who is a bit of a project.Having dated a series of boof...
Snake In Nana’s Bathroom Stretched Out For Three Months Worth Of Yarns
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA local nana has her next quarter sorted as the snake she found in her bathroom will be strategically stretched out to cover...
Man In 30s Is Not Boring And Has The Receipts To Prove It
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA former partier has proven he’s still a big ol’ ball of fun even in his 30s and he’s got a fat stack...
Local Woman Told To Not Rock Boat And Just Give In To In-Laws Ridiculous Demands
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA Betoota woman has been given a lesson in family and maritime safety by being told not to rock the boat and just...
Awkward Balkan Bloke Gives His Date The Ič
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA young slavic lad has provided his heritage branded style of awkwardness and given his Tinder date the ič. While out on a date...
Local Florist Slaps Some Extra Zeros To The Bill Upon Hearing Customer Is Also Dress Shopping
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACTWEDDING TAX: Local florist Becky Maycroft has taken the term “wedding tax” to new heights after she reportedly slapped some extra zeros...
Bachelor With Soda Stream And Fresh Gas Canister Just Showing Off At This Point
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTIn a jaw-dropping display of domestic extravagance, local bachelor Matt Denis (29), has left friends wondering who the fuck he thinks he is...
Report Finds 90% Of Blokes Who Drive A Ute, While Dressed Head To Toe In RMs, Work Behind A Desk
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn some surprising news (or unsurprising, given who you ask), it’s alleged up to 90% of Australian men who wear RMs and drive...
Faded Frangipani Sticker On Back Of Window Suggests A Bogan Babe Once Owned This Car
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAn artefact from a bygone era has been spotted in a Betoota Ponds car park today, as onlookers report seeing an old Jeep...
