Mixed Breed Dog Reaches 15th Birthday Without Experiencing A Single Health Problem
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman who splashed out a stupid amount of money on a designer dog breed has unfortunately learned the ‘more money, more problems’,...
Rural Town Facing Mine Closure Pivots To A Different Kind Of Semi-Precious Rocks
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTIn the channel country town of Mt Quilby, the nation's black sustainable backbone has failed us once again as the local Gwangarri Coal...
Suburb’s Economic Status Identifiable By Level Of Safety Regulations On Backyard Trampolines
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTIn a startling revelation that has shaken sociologists around the world, a recent study suggests that the economic status of a neighborhood can...
Kardashian Girlfriend And System Of A Down Boyfriend Both Very Well Across Armenian History
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Heights couple have discovered they both have some rather esoteric knowledge regarding a historical event from a 100 years ago, during...
Woman Realises She’s Marrying Into Serious Wealth After New Bloke Doesn’t Flinch At Cost Of Maggie Beer Pasta Sauce
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTIn some joyful news for a Betoota nurse, The Advocate can confirm Kaylah Barilla might have snagged herself a very rich...
Boyfriend Really Understood ‘Doesn’t Have To Be Anything Fancy’ Brief
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA Betoota boyfriend of one has nailed the brief to disappointing level of accuracy and organised a date that really fulfilled the ‘doesn’t...
Single Bloke Good Looking Enough To Put ‘No Star Signs’ In Dating App Bio
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA local Betoota man has decided to back himself and declare war on women by adding ‘No Star Signs’ to his dating app...
Italian Family Tries And Fails To Have Party Without Sparklers
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA Italian-Betootan family have been left feeling like a big bunch of stereotypes after trying, and failing, to have just one party without...
Report: Living With Parents Not So Bad In Between Federal Elections
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA report into the current state of how fucked everything is as a young person in Australia has found a few crumbs of...
Mate Whose Phone Battery Is Permanently On Red Says He’s Thinking About Getting An EV
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA group of friends have sounded the bullshit alarm in a Betoota pub this afternoon as they call out a fanciful...
