Ticket From Terrifying 2023 JetStar Flight To Melbourne Still Haunting Man In His Apple Wallet
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA ticket from a harrowing 2023 JetStar flight to Melbourne has continued to haunt local man William Myruzynski (27), lurking ominously in the...
Bloke That Uses His Bathroom Towel As His Beach Towel Still A Fair Way Off Being Husband Material
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTSelf-proclaimed "man of simplicity" Atticus Wilson (26) , continues to use his raggy bathroom towel as his go-to beach towel. This shocking discovery...
Sober Man Must Choose Between Dehydration Or Asking Passive-Aggressive Bartender To Refill Water Jug
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTLocal man Jesse Doyle (29) found himself in a moral conundrum of e last night. He was faced with the daunting decision of...
Cosmopolitan Man Of Comfort Explains What He’d Do Differently To Survive In The Alaskan Wild
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA life long inner city resident that hasn't been to the bush since a high school excursion, Riley Oldham (30) has revealed he...
Talkative African Uber Driver Surprised By The Rapport He’s Built With Young Passengers Chockers On MDMA
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTIn a heartwarming turn of events, a talkative West African Uber driver, Umaru Hasani (37), expressed astonishment at the unexpected bond he formed...
Council With Leftover Arts Budget Agree To Install More Random Metal Balls
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactBetoota council members have collectively agreed to invest in some more public art, after coming to the conclusion that the inner city district...
“They’re Lazy And Stupid People, They Are,” Says Sheep Farmer Of His Repugnant Cattle Farming Neighbour
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A local grazier has told The Advocate that he has a dim view of people who simply run cattle,...
Grandparents Unanimously Agree Living Room Could Do With Another Loud Ticking Clock
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAn elderly couple have today agreed to add another loud ticking clock to their living room, having decided that having a grandfather clock,...
Local Man Whose Cheating Ruined A 20-Year Marriage Repairs Reputation By Getting Extremely Stacked
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A 24-hour gym franchise located next a row of newly-built Townhouses in Betoota Heights has played host to a redemption story these past...
Bloke Dating A Girl From Northern England Says Goodbye To His White Sheets
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA bloke who just started dating an English girl has unfortunately had to give up ever having anything pristine white in his apartment,...
