Man Excitedly Reboots Childhood Game But Quits After Remembering The Daunting Time Commitments
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTLocal man, Simon Boyd (32), was brimming with nostalgia and anticipation as he eagerly rebooted his favorite childhood game, only to swiftly abandon...
Local Woman Intimidated by Friend’s Toddler Who Dresses Like Cool Adult
ALISON SCHENK | Entertainment | CONTACTA Flight Path District and child-free woman has been rocked to her fashion core today after bumping into an old high school friend...
Local Woman Totally Relates To New Cult Doco After Surviving Small-Town MLM Scheme
ALISON SCHENK | Entertainment | CONTACTI SURVIVED: Local Admin Assistant turned ‘Small Business Owner’ (heavy on the ‘ ‘) turned Admin Assistant has been forced to look inward...
Heartbreak As New Mother Notices She’s Been Unfollowed By Czech Girl She Partied With In A London Hostel In 2014
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTLocal woman and new mother, Sarah Marley (32), was left devastated after discovering that she had been unfollowed on instagram by Petra Dvořák,...
Coastal Boomer Causes Stir in Friend Group After Not Adopting Cult Leader Aesthetic
ALISON SCHENK | Entertainment | CONTACTA Coastal Thursday morning coffee group was rocked today when one of its members arrived at their local Coffee Club meet-up in attire...
Woman With Unstable Rental Situation Forced To Let Go Of Her Dream Interior Design Vision
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn some sad news, a Betoota Ponds woman has finally come to accept that she’ll never be able to live out her Pinterest...
Local Girl Jealous That Boyfriend Can Just Wear The Same Suit To Seventh Wedding They’ve Been To This Year
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has decided she’s sick to death of her friends finding ‘the one’, after being invited to her seventh wedding this...
Stocky Mate With Short Beard DOES NOT Appreciate Jokes About Him Resembling A Certain Liberal Staffer
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACTA portly local man who gets his barber to trim his dense facial hair into a cropped beard has become the butt of...
Office With Mostly Female Staff Estimated To Have A 45 Minute Wait Time For The Kitchen Tap In The Morning
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA bloke who’s just made the switch to working in public relations has found himself quickly learning a lot about women, including their...
Cashed Up Mate Flexes To His Povo Friends And Buys Chips At Bottle-o
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTIn an act that could only be interpreted as an undercover flex to his povo mates that didn't get hooked up with a...
