Tesla Driver Who Asked Drive-Thru Bottle Shop Attendant To “Put It In My Frunk” Will Never Know How Close He Came To Getting A Hiding
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A city man visiting town over the weekend has come perilously close to receiving the hiding of a lifetime...
Elon About To Learn That Australians Really Enjoy Making Life Hard For Famous People From Overseas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACTUNITED AGAINST BIG SHOTS: The once mysteriously brilliant turned cringe and annoying US billionaire Elon Musk has accused Australia’s Online Safety commissioner of...
Moves Towards A Cashless Society Sadly Sees Donation Dog Put Down
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn some rather upsetting news, it can now be confirmed that every supermarket donation dog will be euthanized in the next couple of...
Vice Chancellor Of Supadoopa Betoota Commerce College Says Student Visa Crackdown Is Hurting Business
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
One of the town's thought leaders has blasted the Federal Government's crackdown on student visas, telling The Advocate that...
Arrival Of Beanie Weather Brings Temporary Relief To Ageing 2010s Hipster
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTWhile era-appropriate styles can certainly lead to some cringey photos with attempted gang signs, it is universally agreed that beanies are a cool...
Mate Who’s Now Ordering Espressos And Wearing Bowling Shirts Clearly Re-Watching Sopranos
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTFriends and family of local man Will Thomas (25) are becoming increasingly concerned as they observe his sudden fixation on sipping espressos outside...
17-Year-Old Gives Oscar Worthy Performance Pretending To Be Flattered They’ve Been Asked For ID
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTBeing a teenager isn’t always fun, unless you’ve got a fake ID in which case it definitely is. One such fake ID owner is...
Uni Student Able To Cook It All Up On Long Suffering Abbott Era Frying Pan
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTBetoota Polytechnic University student, Alan Sowada (19) has proved he might actually have a career as an engineer one day after being able...
Art Teacher Who Caught Her Students Smoking Weed More Disappointed In Their Joint Rolling Skills
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTIn a plot twist that has left both students and faculty baffled, an art teacher who recently caught some of her students smoking...
Veteran Comic With Decades In Open Mic Experience Crushed After Seeing A Gen-Z Go Viral On TikTok
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
Local stand-up comedian Finbar Reynold's (38) decades of honing his craft on the open mic circuit have been swiftly overshadowed by a Gen-Z...
