Irish Lad In Melbourne Struggling To Identify His Own Countrymen Now That Guinness Has Become Cool
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTAn Irish lad on a working holiday visa is struggling to identify his own countrymen now that Guinness has become cool in Australia.
Once...
Friend That Carries Around Portable Phone Charger Nominated For The Order Of Australia
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTLocal girl renowned for her unwavering dedication to keeping a portable charger on hand at all times has been nominated for the prestigious...
Bar Fly Visibly Envious Of Man Getting The Soupy Coopers From The Bottom Of The Keg
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
One of our town's great alcoholics, Deverell Slacks of the Hooting Chimp Hotel in the Old City, has pursed...
Bloke Goes From Looking Smooth To Extremely Cringeworthy After 2 Failed Attempts At Using Apple Watch To Buy Coffee
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local man has well and truly embarrassed himself this morning, after attempts to look all futuristic and cool saw him making a...
Woman In Sexless Relationship Watches In Resentment As Hubby Passionately Rips Open Avocado’s Fishnet Stockings
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A local woman has found herself feeling irrationally jealous of a bag of fruit this afternoon, which has her now evaluating the state...
Desexed Pug Finds Himself Daydreaming About Those Blissful Few Hours He Had With A Breathing Tube
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Ponds pup has been spotted looking more depressed than usual, after a routine operation saw the one year old pug breathing...
Almond Croissant Mum Skeptical Of Curried Steak Pie Dad’s Claims That A Good Bakery Is Coming Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
What is the measure of a good bakery?
Is it their cakes? Is it their bread?
Or is it their baked goods that...
Gen Z Blamed For Killing Smoko By Simply Blowing Vape Under Shirt When No One’s Looking
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIt appears as though millennials have finally handed over the ‘we’ve killed the industry’ baton to Gen Z, who have now been accused...
FIFO Worker Lists ‘Cocaine And Infidelity’ Under Interest And Hobbies Section On Tinder Profile
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA FIFO worker stopping in at Betoota Heights has made sure to let the ladies know about his current relationship situation, proving that...
Local Battler Really Feeling Like He’s Got His Shit Together After Putting On Brand New Socks
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTLocal battler Mark Kempsy (29) is reportedly experiencing a newfound sense of accomplishment and self-assurance after treating himself to a brand new pair...
