Primary School Teacher Forced To Adapt Curriculum Into One Minute Dances
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Heights primary school teacher has resorted to taking drastic measures to capture her students attention, as short-form content such as Tik Tok and Reels have...
Man In Need Of A Few Organs Buoyed By News More People Are Riding Lime Scooters Without A Helmet
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"Ohhhhh govern me harder, daddy!" he said.
Tom Reece is standing outside the Lord Kidman Hotel at closing time. In...
Woman Who Needs Furniture Assembled Starts Swiping Right On Anyone Who Looks Like A Tradie
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA cash strapped Betoota Heights woman is now considering a rather unconventional route to getting some furniture assembled, having tried and failed to...
Man That Got Educated For Nothing Annoyed Young Workers Have HECS Indexation Marginally Decreased
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A sage elder from our town's vast Heights district has sighed heavily at the television this morning after a...
Float Tank Most Stressful 45 Minutes Of Local Man’s Life
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A local man is struggling to ease his anxiety issues this evening as he finds himself drowning inside a small coffin...
Sheltered Woman Chatting To Friendly Lady With Carabiner On Belt Assumes She Must Be Part Of Bouldering Community
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman who doesn’t get out much has concluded it might be time to join a bouldering community, after having multiple friendly chats...
Bushie Mate More Scared Of Free Kimchi at Korean BBQ Than Catching Lizard With Bare Hands
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements| CONTACTA bushie in the big smoke for the weekend, Trent Walker (29) has shocked onlookers by revealing his deep-seated fear of free kimchi...
Oh No: Crypto Uncle Starts Posting Funny Things He’s Made With AI
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTLoud groans have been echoing across Betoota this week as Facebook feeds in town continue to be swamped with AI generated...
Indigo Child That Finally Achieved Ego Death Still Has Enough Ego To Tell You She Has No Ego
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTIndigo child Daisy Foyle (23) claims to have achieved ego death while continuing to assert her superiority by adamantly denying the existence of...
Suburban Dad Flicks On The 6pm News To See What He Should Be Angry And/Or Afraid Of Next
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In a world where everything is bad and the future holds no hope for people who don't have a...
