“Immigrants Should Learn Our Culture” Says Man Who Can’t Name A Single Face On Australian Notes
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Loud and proud Aussie bloke Bruce O'Sullivan (36) passionately declared today that immigrants aren't making enough of an effort to assimilate into the...
Frugal Man Leaves Leftovers In Tupperware For 2 Months, Tragically Forced To Throw Out Both
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTIn a heartbreaking yet extremely predictable disaster, local resident and self-proclaimed bloke that's trying to save money and order less UberEats, Benjamin Fernie...
Going To Jail Now The Only Realistic Path To Achieving New Year’s Resolution To Read More
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTIn a drastic and unconventional move, a man has decided that going to jail will be the only realistic path to achieving his...
Local Bachelor Looking Like A Painter’s Radio After Nightclub Blue Light Emphasises Unwashed Shirt
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactBROTHER EW: A local grub has had his dirty habits on full display yesterday evening, after accidentally getting exposed by a blacklight for...
Stoner Uncle And Baby Nephew Both Really Enjoying Dancing Fruits Video
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactBRO IMAGINE THESE AS RAVE RISUALS: A stoner uncle has today bonded with his baby nephew over their shared delight of watching dancing...
Mum’s Social Brunch Takes a Nostalgic Turn As They End Up Black Out Drunk Around A Glass-Top Outdoor Dining Table
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACTJUST LIKE OLD TIMES: A mum's social brunch took a nostalgic turn last Saturday when a group of mums found themselves huddled...
Former NRL Hard Man Turns Unbridled On-Field Violence Into Lucrative Corporate Speaking Routine
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTAn NRL journeyman is fumbling with some speech cards this morning as he prepares to launch into the next stage of...
Local Woman Shocked To Discover Boyfriend Is Happily Friends With A Bloke Who Did Him Dirty
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has this week been shocked to learn that apparently men’s relationships operate a little differently than women’s, after discovering that...
Chocos See Older Bloke With A Pet Lizard On His Shoulder And Agree This Must Be A Navy Bar
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Two Army Reservists have found themselves separated from their boys this afternoon so they've ducked into the Chirping Dolphin...
Chocos See Bloke Drinking A Cocktail At 11am And Agree This Must Be An Air Force Bar
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Our town's Old City District has come alive this morning as the local Anzac Day parade dissolves into the...
