Cost-Of-Living Crisis Sees Charity Muggers Resort To Actual Mugging In Order To Reach Quotas
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Local street fundraising contractors, often referred to as 'charity muggers,' revealed today that they are now resorting to actual...
Premier Miles Defends Costly Decision To Have 50 Cent Flown Out To Promote 50 Cent Transport Campaign
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Queensland Opposition has both slammed and blasted the decision to fly-in US rapper 50 Cent to promote the...
Host Challenges His Softcock Guests To Ruin Their Meal With Some Extremely-Antisocial Hot Sauce
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A Betoota Heights barbecue took a spicy turn this week after the host brought out a recent addition to...
Group Chat’s Bender Enthusiasts Insist 18 Degrees And Overcast Is Perfect Weather For An Arvo Beer
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The icy wind and lack of sunlight should not at all be a deterrent from drinking 8-10 ice cold beers on this...
Rookie Traveller Checks Carry-On Size Bag For Overnight Trip
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local man lucky enough to not be fully-acquainted with the dehumanising ritual of air travel has checked a...
39-Year-Old Bloke Comes To Accept He Might Not Ever Own A Skyline GT-R V-Spec With Matching Neons
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It's been 21 years since the release of 'Need For Speed: Underground' and local financial advisor, Garrett Henry (39) is starting to...
Shooting Roaming Cats At Night Would Save The Economy Billions And Protect Endangered Native Wildlife. Why Aren’t We Doing It?
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The national economy, if you believe the government, is on Struggle Street at the moment and our federal purse...
Inner-City Leftie Carries Penguin Classic On Him At All Times In Case He Gets Spotted On The Bus
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTLocal inner-city leftie Simon Mitchell (29) has been spotted diligently carrying a Penguin Classic novel with him at all times, just in case...
Local Girl Soft Launches Euro Trip Asking If Anyone Wants To Rent Her Room For 22 Days in June
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA local micro influencer is reeling from a follower exodus this week after publicly announcing she’s about to become the most...
Promiscuous Local Man Lets The World Know He’s A Common Tart By Showing His Bare Ankles In Public
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn some news that proves that fashion trends have a funny way of coming full circle, it can now be confirmed that the...
