Local Girl Misses Days Where The Biggest News Stories Surrounded Jada Pinkett-Smith Being Cringe
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIf you’d told Tiah Richards that she’d one day miss hearing about Jada Pinkett-Smith’s sexual exploits on a daily basis, there’s no way...
Gina Welcomes Power Bill Relief
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The nation's wealthiest person is set to receive a $300 credit towards their power bill from the 1st of...
Universities Say Putting A Cap On Non-English Speaking, Non-Attending, International Students Will Harm Sector
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A leading figure in Far South West Queensland's university sector has both slammed and lashed the government's decision to...
“You Must Grind Your Teeth In Your Sleep” Says Dentist, Unaware They’re Talking To The King Of The Sesh
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
An absolute sesh gremlin has this week been accused of lying by omission, after an overdue visit to the dentist saw his extracurricular...
New Dads On The Town For Rare Night Out Get Drunker Than Teenagers On Stolen Port
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA couple of new dads were spotted painting the town red this weekend, after they were finally able to tee up a rare...
Woo Girl At Kick-Ons Just Like A Woolies Scanner Because She’s Always Freezing And Asking If You’ve Got A Bag
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woo girl partaking in kick ons has been dutifully nicknamed ‘The Woolies Scanner’, due to her annoying habit of both incessantly...
Prospective Homeowners Discover “Regional Australia”: A Utopia Full Of Cheap Property, Abundant Services And Professional Jobs
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A city-dwelling couple, sick of being locked out of the property market in the big smoke, made a stunning...
Current News Cycle So Depressing That A Wildly Reckless Gambler Has Become The Hero Of Our Times
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTAs social algorithms across the country continue to be flooded with news stories that range from horrendous to heinous to appalling,...
Unexpected Mother’s Day Flowers Almost As Spectacular As The 12 Leg Multi That Paid For Them
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA mother is grinning and a local bloke is gloating this morning after arriving at Mother’s Day lunch with an incredibly...
AirBnB Owner Charging $300 Cleaning Fee Shocked To Find Guest Didn’t Clean Anything Before Leaving
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A local AirBnB owner who charged a hefty $300 cleaning fee was said they felt "targeted" and "threatened" when...
