“Nothing Good Happens After 12am” Says Gen-X Mum Who Used To Rave To The Prodigy In Abandoned Warehouses For 3 Days Straight
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTLocal Gen-X mum Amanda Yates (48) has declared, "Nothing good happens after 12am". This statement comes from a woman whose youthful exploits included...
Economic Downturn Sees Middling Lawyer Opt For A Pair Of $49 Recession RMs Instead Of The Real McCoy
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A middling lawyer at a mid-tier domestic law firm has shown up to work today in a pair of...
Report: Japan The Thinking Man’s Bali
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIt can now be confirmed that Japan is simply the ‘thinking man’s’ Bali, as blokes around the nation continue to flock to the...
Millennial Can’t Believe A Bunch Of Gen Z Guys Can Just Go Away For A Weekend And Not Do Huge Amounts Of Blow And Binge Drink Until The Sun...
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A local city worker has been left dumbfounded this afternoon after learning a junior colleague has returned from a...
Local Woman Obviously Getting A Sick Thrill Withholding Last Night’s Photos From The Girl’s Chat
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA French Quarter woman who was nice enough to take photos of a girls outing has been accused of holding the images hostage...
“Woah, That’s Amazing! Incredible Data!” Says Woman After Seeing Someone’s Strava Run On Instagram
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACTI’M IMPRESSED: Just yesterday, local woman Isaac Newton (not the scientist) had taken to his Instagram stories to let his online community...
Local Woman Indulges In An Hour-Long Uninterrupted Yap Session Disguised As Expensive Therapy
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACTIT’S ME HI: Yesterday, Jenny Collins successfully wrapped up another hour-long uninterrupted yap session which has been cleverly disguised as an expensive...
Graffiti Crew Recruits Elderly Trainspotter To Gain An Inside Knowledge Of Local Rail Network
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTIn a surprising twist, renowned graffiti crew S.N.O (Spare No One) has enlisted an unlikely ally in their quest for all-city domination—an elderly...
Local Woman Justifies Frozen Yogurt As ‘Healthy’ By Dropping A Couple Slices Of Fruit On Top
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn a surprising twist for dessert lovers everywhere, a new study has found that adding a small amount of fruit to your fro...
Boomer That’s “Good With Shares” Also “Bought Them In 1996”
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A local man described as "being good with shares" has told The Advocate that the secret to his success...
