Nation Witnesses First Ever Disagreement Between A Liberal Treasurer And A News Corp Reporter
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Australia is reeling this morning after seeing proof that unicorns might exist.
The proof comes in the form of former Liberal treasurer Peter...
“People You May Know” Section Overflowing With People You Wish You Didn’t Know
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT
A collection of ghosts have appeared uninvited on the front porch of a local girl's mind this evening as she tries...
Bender At Point In Night Where Physio Student Assesses All His Mates’ Injuries
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | ContactIt’s just ticked over 2:30am at a Betoota Valley kick ons and third year Physiotherapy student, Drew Sommersby, is about to see his...
Nephew Outed By His Roach-Pillaged Tally-Hos After Uncle Asks To Roll A Smoke
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTThe long weekends are a great time for Aussies to get together, spend time with family and learn way too much about each...
Bloke Trying Hardest To Be Healthy Orders Loaded Fries Without The Fries
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTCarbs have been given the flick in the most useless way possible as a Betoota man tries to sort out his diet using...
High-Grade Chemist Warehouse Flu Shot Puts Local Man On His Arse For Three Days
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT
In breaking news, a local coward has called in sick today after getting himself a routine flu shot, The Advocate can...
Bucks Party Accommodation Comes With Ironic Cuck Chair Because Nobody Is A Chance Of Getting A Root
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACTThe furnishings of a Gold Coast motor inn have become the central gag of 100 jokes today as a bucks group...
Hungover Hen At Coolangatta Airport Weighs Up Self Help Book Or Grotesque Fast Food Order
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACTAs the sun sets on a particularly debaucherous weekend, a Melbourne girl has found herself in the least comforting place on...
Land-Based Cruise Ships The Real Winners Amid P&O Dissolution
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
In a shock announcement that sent ripples through the travel industry, Australia’s beloved P&O (Poor & Overweight) Cruises brand...
Local Stud Sweeps Crush Off Her Feet By Demonstrating Elite Geoguesser Abilities
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTLocal heartthrob Finn Young (25) has officially redefined the boundaries of romance by sweeping his crush off her feet through an impromptu display...
