Barnaby Purchases Block Of Land Out Near Lithgow For No Reason
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Member for New England, Barnaby Joyce, has added a parcel of good country to his vast property portfolio this...
Micro-Dosing Hypothermia: Feeling Good After Ice Bath Just Body’s Relief To Not Be In A Fucken Ice Bath
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactBIT OF BONDI MASOCHISM: In some interesting news from the science department at The Betoota Polytechnic University, It can be confirmed that the...
CSIRO Release Images Of What Hunter Valley Wine Will Look Like If Dutton’s Nuclear Plan Goes Ahead
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactCSIRO has today released images of what Hunter Valley wine will look like in ten years should Peter Dutton become Prime Minister, sending...
American Overlord On Call With Australian Office Is Just Completely Full Of Shit
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A fledgling Betootacone Valley tech start-up has received a conference call this morning from some guy in the US...
Woman Who Envisaged A Stylish Coat Winter Still Rocking The Half Fucked Puffer From 4 Winters Ago
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Queensland expat who promised herself she’d finally become one of those stylish coat wearing women you see on Pinterest has this week...
Elderly Man Served ‘Lukewarm’ Skim Cappuccino Lodges Human Rights Complaint
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A French Quarter resident has asked the Australian Human Rights Commission to force a local cafe to apologise for...
Local Woman Returns Home To Smouldering Ashes Of Home After Convincing Self She Turned Off Straightener
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local woman returned home yesterday to find her share house reduced to smouldering ashes after mistakenly believing she...
Woman Bragging About Doing Ayahuasca Could’ve Vomited And Shat Herself In Bali For Half The Price
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA French Quarter woman bragging about the merits of doing ayahuasca ceremony in Costa Rica has been informed that it’s actually possible to...
Amateur DJ And Underground Soundcloud Enthusiast Pleads For Friends To ‘Wait For The Drop’ When Handed AUX Cord
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACTWAIT FOR THE DROP: Pleads Molly, Betoota’s amateur DJ and underground banger enthusiast as she locked eyes with her friends, hoping to...
“I Could Plan My Own Wedding” Says Bloke Still Writing On Gift Cards In Ubers
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A local porkchop is being accused of absolute dribble this afternoon as he prepares to launch himself into a lavish wedding.On...
