Mum Avoids Price-Gouging And Keeps Updated On Latest UN Conspiracies By Shopping At Local Fruiterer
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As the Federal Government loudly declares a new bath of toothless regulations for the Coles and Woolworths cartels, the supermarket duopoly are still...
Small Town Pie Shop Really Letting Success Go To Their Heads
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTAn Australian slab of tall poppy syndrome might just be what the good doctor ordered after a small town pie shop has really...
Progressive Servo Condom Machine Says Ribbed For THEIR Pleasure
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTThe times they are a changin’ in a service station in Greater Western Betoota as the seedy condom machines now offer frangas that...
‘Women Are Too Emotional’ Says Bloke Who Wouldn’t Speak To Anyone For 2 Hours After Sua’ali’i Got Sent Off
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local bloke has proved he may be a tad hypocritical, after moaning about women being ‘too emotional’ just weeks after chucking a...
Woman Who Never Posts Suddenly Becomes An Influencer After Developing A Crush
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman who isn’t that active on Instagram has suddenly started posting a lot of selfies lately, leading her followers to deduce she...
Local Man’s Spidey Senses Tingle As He Tries To Work Out What Kind Of Sauna This Is
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A city worker's morning today was punctuated with strange run in at his new gym.
Russell Sturrock, a public servant...
Bachelor Whose Favourite Book Is Guinness World Records 2007 Nods Along As His Date Discusses Authors That Changed Her Life
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
A local 29 year old man has reportedly found himself in a situation where he is nodding along to a deep discussion about...
Local Man’s Dating Profile Photo Of Him With Random Dog Outlives Actual Dog Itself
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA local man has reportedly been using a display picture on multiple dating apps of himself with a dog, for longer than the ...
Ageing Millennial Tech Wizz Yearns For Era Where Girls Would Ask Him To Pirate Movies For Them
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
Local office I.T guy, Mathew Bradfield (38), has reportedly had a deep yearning for the years where girls he vaguely knew would ask...
Inner City Woman Rants About Gentrification Without Mentioning Her Architect Parents Started It
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTAnnie Chesterton (28) a Betoota French Quarter native, has reportedly gone on another rant about the perils of gentrification while forgetting to mention...
