Last Days Of Dive Bar Upon Locals As Little Men In Carhartt Jackets Discover It
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The Flightpath District in Betoota is known for its light industry and local charm. However, the winds of change...
Competitive Parents Brag About What Suburb They Bought Their Useless Children A Starter Property In
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The latest scuttlebutt from our towns golf courses and hair salons suggests local Baby Boomer-age parents are now flaunting...
With All This Crazy Stuff Happening In The World, Local Man Reckons We Just Do A Spag Bol Tonight Babe
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As the potential for major conflicts teeters in the Middle East, Europe and now the United States Of America - one local Betoota...
Local Commercial Construction Project Manager Shocked To Learn Of CFMEU Wrongdoing
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A local construction project manager said he was shocked to learn this week that the most powerful union in...
Local Man Watches Commercial TV For The First Time In Ages And Just Laughs At How Shit It All Is
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A Betoota Heights man has returned home this evening to his worn-in couch on Greenbow Road and decided, on...
Blue Blood Farm Boy Wants To Throw It All Away For The Cute Townie Working At Maccas
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In a shocking society news this morning, Hugo Montgomery, the scion of the affluent Montgomery Farms, is reportedly considering...
Builder Enjoys A Moment Proudly Surveying Row Of Glorified Tents He Built Shortly Before Company Is Phoenixed
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Esteemed local builder Darren Thomas paused this afternoon to admire his latest masterpiece. A row of houses that could...
Family Dog Sees Owners Finally Getting On Top Of Finances So He Decides To Eat Some Grapes
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A local dog has taken it upon himself to eat about 20 grapes earlier today, completely derailing the morning...
Government Just Gonna Ignore The Latest Disaster At Failing Queensland Coal Mine Apparently
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Both the Queensland and Federal Governments have shrugged this week after the latest mammoth disaster at Grosvenor Coal Mine.
“Yeah crazyyyyyyyy aye,” sighed the...
Bored Regional Youth Uses Ethical Lifehack Of Getting A Job And Buying Their Own Car Instead Of Just Stealing One
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A bored teenager from Betoota Heights has shocked the local community by discovering a revolutionary lifehack: getting a job...
