REX Says They’re Putting Their Old Saabs On Inter-City Routes To Keep Putting The Dog Up Qantas And Virgin Because Fuck Them
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Regional Express (REX) is bouncing back from having their Boeings repossessed by the bank last week by announcing that...
Government Reminds Taxpayers It’s Boomers Spending the Kids’ Inheritance Fuelling Inflation, Not Gargantuan Corporate Profiteering
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The government has clarified that the our stubborn inflation rates are primarily due to the spending habits of Baby...
“Haha I Love This Song!” Says Tesla Owner
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Tesla advocate and green lifestyle enjoyer, Banjo Clementé, was recently heard exclaiming "Haha, I love this song!" as 'Die...
Office Pisswreck Experiences Enough Mental Clarity To Bend Spoons With Mind After Completing Dry July
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The Betoota Advocate's own Dave Henderson has reported experiencing unprecedented mental clarity, claiming he can now bend spoons with...
“Some Black Truffle Oil On Your Shaved Radicchio Salad?” Asks Dad Who May Or May Not Have Been Watching MasterChef
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Betoota Heights sexagenarian Gary Morrison has taken a bold step into the world of fine dining.
The retired automotive...
Top Of The Range E-Bike Still Doesn’t Fang Like A Pushy With A Whipper Snipper Motor On It
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As the world continues to hurtle forward at a rapid pace, a local expert has confirmed that newer isn't always better.
Shayne Thompson...
“These Fucken Guys Have It All Worked Out” Says Man Learning That Kiwi Fish And Chip Shops Also Do Chinese
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Betoota Heights man Brad Thompson was humbled today as he discovered that fish and chip shops in New Zealand...
Rex Largely Unaffected By CrowdStrike Outage As Their Systems Are Run Entirely By A Single Dell Inspiron Running Windows Me
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Country airline Rex has sailed through the recent CrowdStrike outage unscathed, thanks to their system's reliance on a single...
Local Man Prepares To Break Prolonged Dry Spell After Taking Up Bazlenka And KP’s Hygiene Routine
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A local man is today preparing to turn his life around after getting served up ads of KP and Bazlenka repping a new...
Hamilton Island Guest’s Life Flashes Before Eyes After Seeing They Do RBTs And He’s Had 25 Schooners Of Stone & Wood And No Dinner
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A tourist's dream holiday almost turned into a nightmare last night when he discovered that even on the car-free...
