Bloke Rocking NRL Jersey Over Hoodie Acting a Little Bulletproof
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACTA shit stirrer by trade, Jackson Wishart has spent his young life searching for trouble.Renowned amongst his mates as the first...
Lord Of The Rings Dad And Harry Potter Mum Fight Over What Fantasy Franchise Their Kids Will Be Raised On
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Heights couple have reached a bit of a stalemate this week, after an argument that was originally meant to be playful...
Introvert Begins Lowering Standards As Search Continues For Clinic That Has A ‘Book Online’ Option
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has today decided that she’d much rather put herself out by booking an appointment with a salon that has an...
Local Woman Under False Impression That She Has Her Shit Together After Getting Her Nails Done
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAfter finally doing something about the severely chipped nail polish she’d been sporting for two weeks, Betoota Heights woman Jasmine Hynes feels like...
Good Looking Person Unfortunately Also Very Nice And Accomplished
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn some disappointing news, Betoota Heights local Jesse Huberman has been found to not only be ridiculously good looking, but also incredibly accomplished...
Restless Instagram It-Girl Somehow Getting Fomo From Olympic Village Parties
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA local online socialite has conceded that she is experiencing FOMO from the Olympic village.
Despite Jessica Rose (26) being one of those girls...
Kmart Really Tempting Starving Uni Students By Placing Checkout As Far Away From Exit As Possible
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTK-mart has admitted that they place their checkout as far away from the exit as possible in a cheeky attempt at tempting people...
Local Man’s Decadent Western Body Incompatible With Uniqlo
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local city worker has let curiosity get the better of him again this week as he ducked into...
Queensland Dad’s Intense 3 Hours Of Yard Work Followed By 1 Mid-Strength And Nap On Kitchen Tiles
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A long-awaited morning of intense cardio has taken place in Betoota Heights today, as one husky local dad, Tony 'Tiny' Ashgrove, got cracking...
Local Man Reburies Weapons Cache As World Markets Begin To Stabilise
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Betoota Grove father Terry Douglas has just finished reburying the weapons cache he keeps in the backyard as world...
