Yuppie Kid Raised With Wooden Toys And Organic Chips Would Do Anything For A Hacked E-Bike And Energy Drink
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
The child of a yuppie family has bravely revealed the personal hell he has been enduring under his parents.
Atticus Rolland (9) has today...
Parents Applying Pressure For Grandkids Not Willing To Give Up The Empty Four Bedroom Family Home
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA couple of empty nesters in Betoota Heights have been urged to give up their spacious four bedroom house, after frequently urging their...
Indie Band That Prides Itself On Not ‘Selling Out’ Announces They’re Only Going To Tour Perth
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA seriously underground indie band that you probably haven’t even heard of have today announced that they’ll only be touring Perth, despite hailing...
Bloke Looking At Doctor’s Handwritten Note Unsure If He Has Gout Or A Gunt
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn a tale as old as time, local bloke Alan Flemming, 36 has today found himself struggling to decipher his doctor's handwritten note,...
Excited Irishman Manages To Say ‘Like’ Out Of Context 74 Times While Telling Story With No Punchline
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
In what onlookers described as an annoying, albeit awe-inspiring linguistic performance, Séamus Ó Raghallaigh (pronounced Shay-mus Oh Rah-lee), a...
REX Liquidators End Complimentary Esky Of Cold Crownies And Stop Handing Out Free Smokes In Brutal Cost Cutting Measure
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
In a move that has sent shockwaves through Australia’s regional skies, REX Airlines' liquidators have axed two iconic in-flight...
Arnotts Insist Iced Vovos Have Always Been The Size Of A Postage Stamp
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Arnott's has come forward to address complaints of their beloved Iced Vovos after claims they've been slowly shrinking for...
Local Bloke Barely Cops A Hello As Mate Makes Enthusiastic Beeline Towards His Dog
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactThere’s been some irrational feelings of jealousy brewing in Betoota Heights today, as a local bloke has yet again been completely overshadowed by...
Footy Trip Lads in Airport Queue Treat Fellow Passengers to Play-By-Play Recount of How Rogue Mate Got Arrested
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACTA long airport queue has been given some colourful entertainment today, as a group of footy boys publicly annouce all the...
Chronically Online Dipstick Putting Emojis Over Their Kid’s Faces Could Just Not Post Pictures Of Them
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Betoota Heights internet personality and profound dipstick, Paula Fusty, has once again graced her followers with a new batch...
