“So Which Pub Are We Watching The Human Cockfighting At On Sunday?” Asks Casual Combat Sports Fan
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A city worker has looked to his more organised and knowledgable mates this weekend for a venue showing UFC...
Transport Minister’s Qantas Chairman’s Lounge Pass Stops Working After Government Guarantees REX Regional Flights
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Federal Transport Minister Catherine King faced an unexpected setback at Betoota’s Remienko Memorial Aerodrome today, as her Qantas Chairman’s...
Woman Waiting To Hear From Crush Suddenly Inundated With Multiple Spam Texts
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactDespite usually only copping a couple of spam text messages a week, local woman Lorry Cox, 27 has now found herself inundated with...
Young Professional Trying To Get Into Fine Jewellery Unable To Resist The Lovisa Sale Rack
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Despite her best efforts to cultivate refined elegance, with her fashion accessories, local young professional Olivia De Luca (26) has once again succumbed...
Mate Rocks Up Wearing An Undershirt Like He’s A Fat, Sweaty American Called Chet
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In a move that has left his mates questioning everything they thought they knew about him, local grain trader...
Former MS Readathon Hall Of Famer Promises To Get Back Into Reading After One Last Midnight Scroll
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Editor | CONTACTIn a bold move to relive her glory days, former MS Readathon Hall of Famer, Emily Cartwright (28), has vowed to finally get...
Non-Confrontational Tight Arse Silently Judges Housemate For Using The Dryer On A Sunny Day
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Editor | CONTACTLocal tight arse, Nina Muller, found herself silently seething in the living room of her share house in Betoota’s French Quarter today, after...
Karaoke Escalates From Fun To Highly Competitive As Aries And Leo End Up With The Microphones
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Betoota Heights witnessed an unexpected showdown last night when a local insurance firm’s Friday night drinks turned karaoke became highly competitive. The evening...
South Yarra Girl Hoping To Sub-Let Her Room For A Couple Hours While She Ducks Down To The Markets
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Editor | CONTACTIn an unexpected twist amid Melbourne's rental crisis, a South Yarra girl has caused quite the stir in the Facebook group Fairy Floss...
Veteran Dishmatic Sponge To Somehow Stick Around Longer Than Any Member Of Share House Will
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTIt's been reported that there is a high probability that an almost unrecognisable Dishmatic sponge that has been chilling in the kitchen sink...
