Newlyweds On The Verge Of Divorce Every Time One Drives And The Other Navigates
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACTTAKE THE SECOND EXIT: In a heart-wrenching twist of marital bliss, local newlyweds Matt and Sarah Jenkins (both 29) are discovering the...
Scientists Still Working Around The Clock To Figure Out How Anyone Found Spacers Cool
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTThe CSIRO still has a team of scientists working around the clock, dedicated to figuring out what on earth goes through the minds...
Local Woman Indulges In Yet Another Season Of The Absolute Brain Rot That Is Emily In Paris
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has found herself demolishing the first half of season four of Emily in Paris in just one night, despite having...
“You’ve Been On That Bloody Pinterest Again, Haven’t You?” Asks Man Who Returned Home To Find Pots And Pans Hanging From Curtain Rod
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A Betoota Heights man exhaled without prejudice Tuesday evening after returning home from work to find his kitchen transformed...
Work Trip To Melbourne Went Well, Says Sad And Irritable Husband
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A local city worker returned from a work trip to Melbourne on Sunday night feeling 'down' and 'irritable', according...
Woman Notified Package Has Landed In Australia And Will Now Spend 2 Weeks In Some Depot Down The Road
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has expressed her frustration after her much-anticipated online purchase arrived in Australia in record time, only to sit idle in...
Bloke Who Pulled His Back Getting Out Of Bed That Morning Lies And Says It’s A Footy Injury
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA bloke who’s never done a team sport in his life has today told some porkies about his physical prowess, after prying coworkers...
Miles To Cricket Australia: “Fuck’s Sake There’s Nothing Fucken Wrong With The Fucken Gabba You Fucken Southern Fucks”
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Our premier Steven Miles has said Cricket Australia's decision to prevent the Gabba from hosting Test matches after the...
Report: Online Learning Generation Will Never Experience The Joy Of Bootleg Textbook Artwork
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn some news that goes to show that Gen Alpha really are the unluckiest generation to date, studies are now suggesting that kids...
Woman Who Only Just Found Out About Brat Summer Now Has To Be Demure And Mindful
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman who has only just cottoned on the whole brat summer trend has now been forced to do a complete 180, after...
