September Cold Snap Causes Adelaide Residents To Break Out The Flannel Union Suits As Bottom Layer
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Free Settler Town of Adelaide, In Southern Australia, has awoken to the coldest September morning in a century today.
A cold air mass...
Hell Yeah: Old Apartment Block Replaced With Luxury Student Housing
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The French Quarter is alive with optimism this morning as the new student housing development began welcoming the residents...
Report: It’s Never The Person Who Caused The Break Up That Gets Hotter Afterwards
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA recent study conducted by Betoota Polytechnic has revealed some interesting stats around breakups, confirming that people who were treated like shit by...
Colleague About To Hoover The Six Remaining RUOK Day Cupcakes In Breakroom Fridge Probably Won’t Be OK In A Few Hours
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
One of The Advocate's esteemed sales account coordinators, Kevin Overell, nephew of editor Dr. Clancy Overell OAM, is reportedly...
3rd Year Uni Student Upset Never To Have Sat On Fresh Lawn With Diverse Friends As Promised By Ad
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA uni student in the final year of his degree has admitted that he's a little disappointed he hasn't once sat on a...
Dramatic Hometown Acquaintance Suddenly Married To A Bloke That Nobody Has Ever Heard Of
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A dramatic hometown acquaintance, who is usually quick to publicise every single personal update online, has suddenly tied the knot out of nowhere.
Kerrothy...
Long Suffering Girlfriend Books In Manicure After Boyfriend Suggests Spontaneous Weekend In Tasmania
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACTA local girl has charged through three speed cameras and four red lights this afternoon as she races towards an emergency...
Local Girl Evacuates One Night Stand After Being Offered A Post-Root LCM Bar
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT
In news overnight, the CQ rescue helicopter was sighted flying over the Ponds last night after a local girl was forced...
Stand Up Paddle Boarder Also Has One Of Those Electric Skateboards
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTIn a shocking yet entirely predictable turn of events, local stand up paddle boarder and self-proclaimed "adventure enthusiast but can't really bothered doing...
Waiter Admits She Gets A Kick Out Of Walking In The Direction Of Starving Males Before Hooking Right
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTEmma Spring (29), a veteran waitress, has admitted to taking delight in leading on hungry male patrons by walking in their direction with...
