Inspirational Woman Notifies Instagram That She’ll Be Doing The ’75 Soft’ Challenge
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactLocal woman Anita Petersham has taken to her Instagram today to announce that she’ll be embarking on the ‘75 Soft’ challenge, which involves...
Woman Recommending Pilates To Everyone She Interacts With Definitely Just Started Pilates
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTThere have been a series of reports that local woman Dina Navis (25), has frantically been telling anyone and everyone that they should...
Local Woman’s Mental Health Suffering After Only Receiving RUOK Pamphlet Instead Of Cupcake This Year
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAn office worker has been left feeling ripped off this morning, after realising her workplace would not be participating in the corporate ritual...
“See It’s In The News!” Says Dad Pointing To Misinformation He Read On Website With All-Seeing-Eye In The Logo
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As the Government prepares to introduce minimum age limits to keep children off social media, there have been calls to also legislate a...
Millennial Who Was Heavily Involved In The Sad Girl Tumblr Era Kind Of Understands Social Media Ban
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA millennial woman has today begrudgingly admitted she kind of understands the whole social media ban thing, having never truly recovered from the...
Woman Coming Back From First Overseas Trip Regales Mates With Stories Of $3 Free Pours
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman who has just gotten back from an overseas trip has been overheard going on about how ‘boring Australia is’, having experienced...
Cattle Producers Across Northern Australia Told There’s No Plan To Ban Their Live Export Trade Again — For The Time Being
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Northern Australian cattle producers have been reassured by the Federal Government that there are no immediate plans to ban...
Crumbed Steak Just A Schnitzel For Weirdos
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Local electrician Ben Hargreaves has become the subject of much wonderment among his mates after ordering the crumbed...
‘YUMMY!’ Comments Dirty Old Man From Public Account Featuring Entire Family And Workplace
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA boomer has shown he truly gives absolutely no fucks today, by posting a series of salacious comments on an 18 year old...
Dad Of Teenagers Takes A Break From The Dark Gen-X Humour After Oasis Reunion
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTLocal dad, Brent Toolley (56), has finally dropped the tough guy act now that his favourite band has re-united.
The father of 2, who...
