Quiet Sunday Cheeseboard Turns Feral With Inclusion Of Homemade Margarita Mix
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACTA low-key house warming has taken a dramatic turn this afternoon as a group of girls decide to go full throttle.
Seated...
Apple Airtag Only Really Used When Looking For Lost Keys At Kickons
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTApple has today admitted that the only time their Airtags are used is when they got lost at kick ons. The report comes...
New Boyfriend Fumbles His Debut After Potential Father In Law Notices His Tyre Pressure A Little Flat
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACTIn breaking news from Betoota’s dating scene, a new boyfriend has already been placed on a father-in-law’s watch list after failing...
Modern Labor Voter Surprises Kids With North African Dish She Saw On SBS Food
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA loyal supporter of the defenders of Australia's working class, Labor, has decided to treat her kids to an exotic dish from the...
Local Couple’s Dinner Plans Cancelled After 45 Minutes Of ‘What Do You Feel Like?’
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACTTHAI? In a tragic yet entirely predictable turn of events, local couple Jake Henderson (28) and Emily Lawson (27)have abandoned their Friday...
Local Woman Needs Either A Rich Hubby Or Serious Promotion Before Even Thinking About Home Ownership
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Editor | CONTACTIn a dramatic twist that’s left local real estate agents and career advisors scratching their heads, local woman Sophie Hart (29) has announced...
Local Office Worker Cements Quirky Status By Giving Desk Pot Plant A Name
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactThe arrival of a new office plant has prompted a flurry of conversation in a PR agency today, as resident ‘personality hire’ Sarah...
Old Bastard Always Carrying On About The ABC Spends A Lot Of Time Watching It For Some Reason
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
An outspoken gentleman from our town's lakeside suburbs has told anyone within earshot that he's displeased with the content...
Local Girl Forced To Take Out A Loan After Getting Carried Away With ‘Build Your Own Bedding’ Website
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman who was wooed by the constant influx of bedding ads on her Instagram has now found herself in the midst of...
Youngest Sister Sadly Unable To Recycle Old Assignments Because Her Brothers Are Mouth Breathers
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA teenager looking to cut corners has unfortunately not been able to plagiarise old school assignments off her older sibling, as she’s quickly...
