Local Council Candidates Who Promised Cleaner Streets Still Has Placards Scattered Across Suburb 2 Weeks Later
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA local council candidate who vowed to clean up the streets has yet to pick up their election placards that continue to litter...
Savings Goals Take A Back Seat As Local Woman Descends Into The Health Food Store’s Nut Section
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT
OOO ORGANIC ROASTED NUTS: A local woman’s carefully planned savings goals have been derailed after a casual trip to her local health...
Millennial Attempts To Educate Gen Z By Schooling Them On The True Origins Of ‘Brain Rot’
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACTA well-meaning millennial has taken it upon herself to educate Gen Z on the true origins of ‘brain rot’, claiming that the...
Female Office Workers Pass Tampon To Each Other Like A Drug Deal In A Parking Lot
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local office worker successfully kept her natural bodily functions under wraps today by discreetly requesting a tampon via Slack, it’s reported.
Despite having...
Gold Coast Man Kicked Out Of Barbecue After Removing All The Drinks To Sit In Esky
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Gold Coast man is alleged to have been booted out of a barbecue last weekend, after removing everyone’s drinks from the esky...
Cousins From Bundaberg Doing Weird Shit Again
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactSome cousins from Bundaberg have today taken a break from hooning around the streets to practise some cane toad stacking, showing that non...
Local Woman Feeling Annual Urge To 180 Her Style And Get Rid Of Entire Wardrobe
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has yet again decided that every single item of clothing she owns is ugly and outdated, and that the only...
‘Young People These Days Don’t Respect Older Generations’ Says Couple Who Covered Their QLDers Wooden Flooring In Carpet
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAn elderly couple who have been doing some ‘DIY work’ on their Queenslander have failed to see the irony in some of their...
Boyfriend Winds Chapstick All The Way Up And Applies It Like Lippy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A local man who has no need for chapstick other than the fact that he appears to like the mundane candle-like flavour, has...
“Can I Have The Last Taco?” Begs Sober Mate Getting No Value Out Of Bottomless Brunch
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACTA local girl is cursing the concept of bottomless brunches today as she attempts to maintain a social life whilst staying...
