Grandma Bonds With Grandson Over Shared Love Of ‘Lollies’, Gambling And Addiction To Video Games
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn a heartwarming and somewhat concerning twist on family bonding, 18 -year-old Josh Kaison and his 73-year-old grandmother, Patricia Gallo, have discovered a...
Suburban Couple Tie Living Room Together With Slightly Pixelated Wedding Photo Blown Up On A Kmart Canvas
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAfter months of agonising over what to put on the glaring white wall above their large leather lounge, local couple Steve and Jess...
Local Skateboarder Confused After Dentist Asks If He “Grinds in His Sleep”
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn what can only be described as a classic misunderstanding between the worlds of extreme sports and dental hygiene, local skateboarder Luke Ruben,...
Woman Who Used To Set Makeup With Hairspray Looks On In Wonder At Sisters 7 Step Korean Skincare Regime
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactLocal millennial Hannah Fisher, 32, has found herself spiralling into an existential crisis today, after witnessing her 14-year-old sister, Chloe, using a skincare...
Local Girl Rethinks Moving Into Studio With Boyfriend After He Takes 30 Minutes To Strangle One Out
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactLocal woman Renee Donahue, 33 is this week rethinking whether reaching the next milestone of her relationship was a good idea, after yet...
Bloke On Date Unaware He’s Already Coated Himself In Ick After Taking The Booth Side Of The Table
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA clueless bloke from Betoota Heights has unknowingly committed quite a serious dating faux pas this weekend, which has left his date grappling...
Woman Who’s Been Playing RPG Games For Too Long Now Starts Viewing Everyday Interactions As Stats
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactBetoota Heights woman Darcy Gale, 29 has today revealed that she believes her addiction to role playing games may have ‘permanently’ rewired her...
Professional Photoshoot With Kids In A Grassy Field Suggests Local Mum Has Finalised Divorce
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactRecently divorced mums everywhere have discovered the ultimate cure for post-divorce blues: a dramatic photoshoot in a grassy field with their kids.
“It’s...
Local Girl Wishes Rugby-Shaped Boyfriend Could Start Training Like Those Gorgeous Midfielders
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA pudgy boyfriend is expected to be put on a diet this week after his girlfriend realised not all footy boys “need to...
Breaking: Mum Wants To Know Why Can’t You Find A Nice Boy Like Isaac??
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
As the AFL Grand Final gets beamed into millions of living rooms and pubs across the nation, Australian Mums continue to dream of...
