Apple Admits That The Phantom Vibrations Are Totally Real And There’s Nothing You Can Do About It
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTApple has finally come out and admitted that those random vibrations you feel in your pocket that make you question your sanity are...
Unsalvageable Ick Activated As Man Tries To Shazam Universally Well-Known Pop Song On Date
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Editor | CONTACTIn what can only be described as an unsalvageable ick, a local woman has described the precise moment her promising date plummeted into...
Local Girl Flushes An Hour Of Good Therapy By Drilling Six Hours Of TikTok When She Gets Home
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTLying flat on the couch with ugg boots on and Selling Sunsets playing idly on the TV, local girl Bianka Granger...
Professional Wedding Photographer No Match For Aunt Maeve And Her Four Year Old iPad
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACTSMILE OVER HERE FOR A SEC: In a devastating blow to the wedding photography industry, professional wedding photographer Sam Bentley has found...
Middle Class Korean Man Has Very Different Opinion To Mainstream Australia When It Comes To Spam
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA local Korean Australian man, Daniel Park (32) has revealed his startlingly positive opinion on Spam, the processed meat product many Anglo Australians...
Entire Nation Seemingly Unable to Cook Without Consulting RecipeTin Eats
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Editor | CONTACTFrom suburban mums desperate to move beyond apricot chicken, to uni students trying to tackle pesto pasta, Australia’s kitchens have found their guiding...
Woman Finding Old DS Unable To Care For Neglected Nintendogs As They Won’t Recognise Her Grown Up Voice
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Editor | CONTACTIn a heartbreaking turn of events, local woman Sarah Whitmore was recently reunited with her long-lost Nintendogs, only to discover her once-beloved virtual...
People Pleaser’s Trip To The Laser Clinic Sees Her Strong Armed Into Buying Every Form Of Skincare On Earth
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACTA local woman, Kara Mitchell (28) who just wanted to get rid of a few stray chin hairs has ended up with...
Local Park Date Blessed By The Lingering Pong Of An Ibis Taking Flight Several Metres Away
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA local couple’s park date took an unexpectedly stinky turn this week, as the unmistakable scent of an ibis, affectionately known as a...
19-Year-Old Blind And Deaf Family Dog Still Somehow Knows When Dad Sharpens The Carving Knife
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Klein family from Betoota Downs say they are beginning to think their 19-year-old pet cattle dog 'Pumpjack' is having them on.
Obviously being...
