Local Woman Feels Wave Of Relief After Realising She Was Looking At The Povo New Zealand Price Tag
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman on the hunt for a new pair of sturdy work boots has experienced a bit of shock this morning, after briefly...
Bloke Who Claims To Be Into His Fishing Doesn’t Even Have 10 Opened Packets Of Nuclear Chicken Soft Plastics Scattered Throughout The Boot Of His Station Wagon
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Local man Greg Simmons has had his fishing credentials called into question today, after mates uncovered an alarming lack...
Corporate Alpha Female Finds Natural Partner In Low Functioning Tradie Who Has No Opinions Of His Own
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA French Quarter woman who’s well and truly smashed the glass ceiling has found a natural partner in a low functioning tradie, who’s...
Hand Soap At Boyfriend’s Sharehouse Has Been Squirting Pure Tap Water For 3 Weeks Now
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactBetoota Heights bloke Sam Howler stands accused of being a bit of yucky boy this week, as it’s discovered he’s been washing his...
Cheap Scottish Imitation Of Powderfinger Announce Two Shows In Australia
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In a shocking display of global cultural imperialism, legendary Glaswegan band Oasis, widely known for their attempt at recreating...
“Why Do I Have To Pay So Much Tax?” Says Sanctimonious Bunghole Who’s Never Set Foot In A NICU
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An idiot from our town's freshly developed Heights area has complained this morning about giving a third of his...
Matt Denny Returns To Allora To Open Matt Denny Disc Golf Course, Next To The Matt Denny Pie Shop, Over The Street From Matt Denny Rural Supplies
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The small town of Allora, Queensland, is once again gearing up to celebrate its favourite son, Matt Denny, fresh...
Former Horse Girl Now Really Into Horse Medicine
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Grove woman who once used to grow her hair down to her waist so it would resemble a horse has stuck...
After Realising Poor Immigrants Don’t Mindlessly Vote For Whoever They Tell Them To, Labor Announces New Candidate For Fowler
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACTLabor has today announced a Vietnamese-Australian candidate for a heavily Vietnamese seat, that they lost to a Vietnamese independent in 2022, because they...
‘Bespoke Ethically Handmade Jewellery’ At Farmers Market Actually Just Drop Shipped From Temu
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Editor | CONTACTIn a shocking turn of events that has rocked Betoota’s French Quarter, it has been revealed that a popular stall at the Betoota...
