Woman Waking Up From Drunk Night Out Convinced She’s Somehow Managed To Upload Nude To Instagram Story
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has awoken to a feeling of terror this morning, having convinced herself that she must have uploaded some nudes to...
“These Kids And Their Screens” Says 34 Year Old That Spent Just As Much Time Looking At A Tamagotchi
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA local millennial woman has again reaffirmed that the kids are lost in the world of screens, despite spending a large portion of...
Hip Boutique Tea Brand Still No Match For A Bushells Made By An Old White Lady That Watches Sky News
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA new study has revealed that even with the best marketing, originality and great taste, a hip new tea company will never be...
‘Omg We Need To Go!’ Says Woman Sending Best Mate Yet Another Restaurant They’ll Never Visit
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACTIn a never-ending game of social ping pong, Michelle Caulfield has once again sent her best mate Fiona Perez a restaurant they...
Local Woman Forced To Chuck Meal Prep In Freezer Again After Dining Out For The Third Night In A Row
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Editor | CONTACTIn an all-too-familiar scene, local woman Hayley Ryan has once again been forced to shove her meticulously planned meal prep into the freezer...
Bloke With Black Tint Privacy Screen Protector On His Phone Either A Drug Dealer Or Cheater
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
It's been reported that anyone sporting one of those privacy screen protectors is either a drug dealer or a cheater, with no middle...
Elephant Pants Recognised As A Clear Warning Sign For Unhinged Opinions On Modern Medicine
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
Experts have finally confirmed what many have long suspected: hippie elephant print pants are an unmistakable red flag for erratic and often unhinged...
Queensland Women Call For State Election To Be Decided Via An Arm Wrestle
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactWomen across Queensland are rallying for the state election to be decided through an arm-wrestle between Labor candidate Steven Miles and Liberal candidate...
Bloke On LinkedIn Explains How Starting A Business Prepared Him For Grief After Family Dog Was Run Over
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactLocal entrepreneur has taken to LinkedIn today with some wise words of inspiration for his 2056 followers, after coming to the conclusion that...
“Should I Get A Postie Bike?” Wonders Every Australian Male At Some Point In Their Lives
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A Betoota Heights man has today reached the point that all Australian men reach at some point in their...
