Multiple Pickpocketing Incidents Make Emily Relocate To A City With A Worse Pickpocketing Problem
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTIn a shocking twist, Netflix's Emily Cooper is leaving the romantic but actually really seedy streets of Paris for the slightly less romantic...
Drunk Man Channels Ned Brockmann’s Willpower To Avoid Stopping At That One Kebab Shop On Way Home
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTIn a feat of willpower that would make ultra-marathoner Nedd Brockmann proud, local man Sam Henderson (31) managed to avoid the temptation of...
“That’s So Far!” Complains Inner-City Friend After Being Asked To Travel 3 Stops On A Train
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACTA local Northcote resident has stunned friends today by declaring that Preston—just three train stops away—is "way too far," reigniting the age-old...
Parent Revisiting Questacon As An Adult Can’t Believe The Terrifying Free Fall Isn’t A Core Memory
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACTLocal dad Dave Winters, 36, was forced to confront some forgotten childhood fears after revisiting Questacon with his two kids—only to realise...
Local Woman Finally Achieves Goal Of Waking Up Early By Getting A UTI
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAfter years of battling with early alarms, 29-year-old Laura Hennessy has finally discovered the ultimate hack for becoming a morning person - getting...
Local Woman Discovers Self-Improvement By Swapping Unhealthy Addiction For A Slightly Less Unhealthy One
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn what can only be described as a significant yet debatable step toward personal growth, local woman Claire Brooks, 31, has announced that...
Man Ridiculed For His Kid Hobbies Is Absolutely At Peace With The World
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA bloke who often faces criticism for enjoying ‘childish’ hobbies has today revealed that he’s actually very happy and well adjusted, and that...
Local Man Suffers PTSD Flashback Hearing Dr Norman Swan Talk About Bird Flu On The News
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It was meant to be a lazy Monday afternoon for local man Shane Bunting, who found himself shirtless on...
Uber Driver Suddenly In Mood For A Yarn After Sensing Passenger Is Violently Hungover
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactLocal Anna Talbot has learned the hard way that the chances of copping a chatty Uber driver are almost 100% guaranteed if you’re...
Ageing Dad Remembers To Pre-Crack His Knees Before Putting The Kid Down
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Betoota Heights man Tom McGaynor made sure to pre-crack his knees before settling his 18-month-old daughter, Poppy, into her...
