Bondi Man’s Extremely Public Wellness Shit Mistaken For Sculptures By The Sea Exhibit
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
A local Bondi man has awkwardly had to wave off tourists and art enthusiasts who mistook him for an avant-garde art display at Sculptures...
Graffiti-Hating Karen Suddenly Changes Her Tune After Visiting A Melbourne Laneway
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA local mother of 3 who verges on cardiac arrest whenever she sees graffiti in her local Queensland suburb has had a surprising...
Blockbuster Historical Era Movie Features Actress With Gold Coast Style Veneers And Obvious Filler
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman trying to watch a period drama made in the US has unfortunately been unable to get lost in the story this...
Coles CEO Announces The Campbelltown Cockatoo Will Have To Work Off All Those Brioche Buns She Stole
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactColes CEO Leah Werkett has today told the press that even though these stories about the cockatoo living in Campelltown Coles are pretty...
Mate Who Let You Borrow Vape Tracks Its Every Movement Like A Dog Waiting For Its Ball Back
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman who still insists she’s not addicted to her vape has been spotted hyper fixating on her friend’s every hand movement...
Sick Puppy Prefers White Chocolate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Local man Josh Prentice 30 has today confirmed suspicions that he’s just a bit off, after revealing that his...
Office Manager Justifies Important Role With Hour-Long Meeting To Discuss Improving Efficiency In Meetings
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACTIn a stunning display of irony, local office manager Karen Mitchell has spent over an hour leading a meeting on how to...
Angus Taylor Feels Like There Was Something Important On At Work This Week But Can’t Quite Remember What It Was
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Member for Hume Angus Taylor is feeling an unusual sense of unease this week, but can't seem to put...
Local Girl In Financial Ruin After Overseas Holiday Sad To Discover Street Drinking Isn’t As Sexy Here
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA local girl that recently came back from a 3 month Euro summer trip is disappointed to discover that street drinking on the...
Woman’s Everyday Account And GoalSaver Playing Fun Little Game Of Tennis
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn a scene described by economists as “the financial equivalent of a tennis match” local woman Sam Owens has found herself yet again...
