Poly Couple Blow Out Wedding Budget After Remembering Their Community Expects A Plus Two On The Invite
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA recently engaged poly couple have had to rework their wedding budget, after realising their initial plans for a small wedding was pretty ambitious...
Young Man Frustrated He Won’t Have Same Opportunities As Boomers Concludes Women Are The Problem
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local bloke has today revealed he’s finally figured out the cause of all his life’s problems, after doing a little soul searching,...
Woman Appalled At The State Of The World To Disassociate The Best Way She Knows How
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman who’s been on the edge of her seat all day has decided to indulge in some much needed self care,...
Racegoer Doesn’t Know It Now But He’ll Be In The Herald Sun Tomorrow Napping In His Tarocash Sleeping Bag
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local man who made the trip down to Flemington for the day doesn't know it yet but he's...
Woman’s Hometown Only Ever In The News For Something Really Fucked
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Melbourne woman who’s noticed her hometown trending on social media has unfortunately discovered it’s not for a good reason, which really shouldn’t...
Local Bachelor Refuses To Have Even The Faintest Bit Of Colour In His Apartment
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactTHE PALLIATIVE CARE PALETTE: A bloke from Betoota Heights has confirmed that colour is a big no no for his bachelor pad, having...
Man Who Can’t Commit To Dinner Plans Somehow Manages To Lock In Flights For Bali Boys’ Trip
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT
In a move that has left his mates both astounded and impressed, local Aussie bloke Jake Thompson has somehow managed to lock...
Summer Fast Approaching As Boats Move To The Driveway For Annual Hose Down
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT
With summer fast approaching, the boats of Betoota Heights have emerged from hibernation, transforming driveways into makeshift marinas for the annual hose...
Uni Socialist Doesn’t Seem To Have A HECs Debt
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACTUni student and self-proclaimed Marxist-Leninist, Hugo Montmorency, has made quite a name for himself in student politics. His mission - to dismantle...
Woman On Fitness Kick Somehow Is Doing F45 In Case You Didn’t Know She’s Doing F45 Yeah So She Was At F45 This Morning
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACTA local woman’s newfound love for a gym franchise has become the hottest topic among her friends, colleagues, and pretty much anyone...
