Local Dad Rejects This Woke Shit, Prefers To Learn About His Racial Biases Through Comedic Side-Plots In Violent Cop Movies
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local dad who reckons he’s sick of all this ‘woke shit’ has admitted that he much prefers to learn about his subconscious...
Woman Starts Posting Cryptic ‘New Beginnings’ Quotes After Subtle Cleansing Of Relationship Pics
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACTSarah Jenkins (26), has recently embarked on what can only be described as a deeply cryptic social media journey, posting a series...
Mate Who Used to Work At Optus Now Perpetual Tech Support To Friends And Family
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTIt’s been two years since George Hanlan (28) left his job at a suburban Optus retail store, where he spent his days sneakily...
Woman Who Struggles Opening Jars And Identifying Random Countries Flags Really Needs A Boyfriend
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Heights woman has concluded that she really does need a boyfriend, after struggling to both open sauce jars and identify random...
Eccentric Kid Who Used To Make ‘Potions’ Out Of Mud, Really Into Essential Oils Now
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACTMillie Patterson, the once-legendary backyard alchemist who spent her childhood making ‘potions’ from mud, has announced to friends and family that she...
Trump Considers Quitting Politics Ahead Of 2nd Presidency After Watching Fitzy And Wippa’s 2016 Parody Song
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
CHAMPAGNE TAKE-DOWN: After securing the popular vote for the first time in his eight-year political career, the American political system has this week...
Report: Golf Is Just A Hot Girl Walk Disguised As A Sport
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACTWHATS THE TEE: In a groundbreaking report that’s shaking up the local sports community, researchers have concluded that golf is essentially just...
Embarrassing Moment From Over 10 Years Ago Ruins Local Woman’s Shower
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT
FML: In a twist of fate that’s left her reeling, local woman Emily Tran, 28, has had her daily shower ritual interrupted...
Enlightened Local Woman Miraculously Ties Every Conversation Back To Burning Man
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACTLET IT BURN: In a stunning display of conversational prowess, local woman Sarah Thompson, 32, has gained a reputation in her social...
British Girl In Sydney Still A Bit Rattled Even After Learning 10 Centimetre Huntsman ‘Is Fine’
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA British girl on a working holiday has confessed that her Australian housemate's constant reminders that the 10-centimetre huntsman chilling in her bathroom...
